LIFE UPDATE
So, a SHIT TON of stuff has happened since I last updated - this won't be edited, by the way, so excuse any grammar mistakes.
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Where to begin. I guess, I should say the following:
-That book I'd written, that FM104 Phoneshow fan fiction, with AK and JD? Not gonna be published here after all. I'm not putting it on Wattpad.
-I've edited that book - and it's sequel - so that it's no longer a fan fiction, and it can be published in the real world - on paper, or perhaps on Kindle/Amazon.
-That will take at least another (estimate) 4-6 months - AKA, the final edits, and then sending it to a publisher.
-I won't be posting anything here for a while (at least, not until those two books are hopefully in the published world).
-My writing standards have improved massively, and I'm not sure I'm going to keep Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven?, Two Halves of One, My Unmarked Grave, or Charlette and the Aspie Life online. I have bigger plans than Wattpad.
-For now, I'm going AFK (away from keyboard) until I get my writing sorted out.
-In the forseeable future, the only Wattpad activity I can see myself having is updating My Unorthodox Opinion, reading, and responding to messages and comments.
-Don't bother reading anything that's published here. That standard of writing is a lot less mature, and I'd apreciate it if new people coming to this page didn't, as it gives me kind of a bad name.
-I've half given up on writing fan fiction
-I am no longer the fangirl type writer (y'know, the hormonal ones who write smutty Kylie One Direction stuff) I'm an actual writer, and, as I've said, I have bigger plans than Wattpad. Sorry.
-This makes me sound like I'm up-my-own-arse, doesn't it? No, I'm not, I just know I'm a good writer, and I'm not ever going to deny that. More people need to accept their good qualities.
-I SAID MORE PEOPLE NEED TO ACCEPT THEIR GOOD QUALITIES. I DON'T THINK YOU HEARD PROPERLY.
For now, I guess this is goodbye. If you have any questions, PM me, and I will answer.
You can expect an update or two in My Unorthodox Opinion soon enough.
-Derpina McDerp (^_^)
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My Unorthodox Opinion - a collection of sarcastic rants about life
Non-Fictionlmao I wrote most of this in like 2013 so I can't be held to account for any of it anymore, I'll probably take it down soon since it's just embarrassing ok thanks