Just Another Creepypasta Fanfic

Enter Dee-Dee!

Ok, I apologize for leaving you at a cliffhanger and not ending the part. So as my consolation gift, here's a brief summary of what happened. And for the record, yes, I AM introducing a new character.

Wait, wut?

Basically what happened, was that Jeff lunged at me with his knife, while yelling his infamous line: GO TO SLEEP.

Me, being the genuine smartass I am, ducked, letting him slam face first, not onto the table, but onto the wooden wall of the cabin.

Along with his knife.

Masky, Hoodie, and I had to pull him out.

And everyone lived happily ever after with a pet unicorn.

Which was what I turned Jeff into for trying to kill me for the second time.

Yes, I bring my wand to lunch, is there a problem?

Anywho, we were watching old Spongebob reruns (even though Slendy doesn't like Spongebob. Oh well), when there was a knock at the door. We ignored it, since no one was supposed to know that we lived there. Plus, it was about 3 o'clock. So the woods were supposed to be deserted (don't ask why), with the exception of the woodland creatures that lived there.

The excessive (not to mention loud) knocking kept going for about five minutes. That is, until they started ringing the doorbell like no tomorrow. Everyone jumped in surprise.

Me: -turns to see everyone startled- what's wrong?

Masky: -whispering- we don't have a doorbell.....

Me: well, fuck logic, this is a fan fiction.

Sally: -from our shared room- NO CURSING!

Jane: dude, you just completely demolished the fourth wall.

Me: well, I'm answering the door.

Jeff: -facehoof- we're supposed to keep a low profile, dumbass.

Me: and? -opens cabin door-

???: -runs past me, pushing me down- the British are coming! The British are coming! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

Everyone: -giving the person a wtf look-

The girl was extremely short, with red eyes, and navy blue hair streaked with the colors of the rainbow. She was wearing an identical cat bell, with PopTart earrings and a matching chain. Her Nyan Cat shirt was a bit too big for her, and was held up by a pyramid studded belt wrapped around her torso. She had on a glittery black tutu, with a fake gray cat tail attached to it, and rainbow leggings. Oh, on her feet were a pair of Nyan Cat Flats, and on her hands she wore rainbow fishnet gloves with Nyan Cat rubber Bracelets. (I sound like that shitty Harry Potter fan fiction, gah!). She held a giant squeaky Nyan Cat hammer. The logic defying and the Nyan Cat merchandise gave it all away.

Me: Dee-Dee?!

Dee-Dee: HAI MERLYN. -glomps-

Let me explain.

I knew Dee-Dee from when I used to go to middle school. She was (and is) obsessed with coffee, and practically worshiped Nyan Cat. I met her on the first day of sixth grade, when she ate the quarter I was going to use to but a burnt cookie.

Yes, she can eat virtually ANYTHING. Like the evil food eater Conchita.

Swear to God I don't know how.

Anywho...

Me: Dee-Dee, you're crushing me...

Dee-Dee: no I'm not! I'm flattening you!

Me: -pushes Dee-Dee off me, gasping for air- same thing.

BEN: you know this girl? -points to Dee-Dee-

Dee-Dee: Yup! My name is Derpina Nyan Vargas!

Jack: who names their child Derpina Nyan?

Dee-Dee: I was raised in outer space by Nyan Cats!

Jeff: -turns to me- neigh. your friend is weird.

Masky and Hoodie: you're a nice person. -sarcastic-

Dee-Dee: -hits Jeff upside the head with her hammer, as it does it squeaks and starts playing the Nyan Cat song, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbows- BAD STRANGER.

Jeff: ow! -in pain-

Me: -laughing my ass off-

Jeff: -gives me the hoof-

Dee-Dee: -hits him again, this time leaving him unconscious- NO. BAD JOE.

Everyone except for Dee-Dee: -trying not to laugh-

Jane: -grinning- yup, she's a keeper.

BEN: eh, we should take a vote. Everyone who agrees, raise your hand.

Turns out, everyone (except for Jeff the unicorn) raised their hand. Dee-Dee agreed to stay with us, and would be sharing a room with Jeff, and BEN. (she would sleep hanging upside down on the closet rail, along with her hammer and her tails doll). She immediately rushed to outer space, got permission from the pack of Nyan Cats that raised her, and packed her bags. Dee-Dee then returned, unpacked, and proceeded to jump onto Jeff and have him take her around the house 500 times for giving me the hoof. Before we knew it, it was dinner time. Slendy happily rushed to the kitchen, followed by Sally and Dee-Dee, who jumped off of an exhausted as fuck Jeff. I then got out my wand and turned him back to his normal, ugly self.

Jeff: -tired and pissed off- fuck. You.

Sally: -from the kitchen- no cursing!

Me: -going to his room to play Mario Kart Wii with BEN, Masky, and Hoodie- get in line.

What the hell did I just type?