I had gotten first place, using HaruhI Suzumiya as my character and a Hatsune Miku race car kart (both obtained by BEN, who hacked the game. His character was the Link statue from Majora's Mask)
Me: HA HAAA! -does the carmeldansen- I won! I won!
BEN: -exhausted- durr.......
Masky and Hoodie: no more.... No more.......
Me: Man up! That was just the first race!
Masky, Hoodie, and BEN: nuuuuuuu........ -everyone collapses-
Me: ok.... -lies down, pouting-
No, it wasn't my awesomeness that had these guys tired. It was the fact that the courses were hacked beyond recognition.
They were hard, too.
I looked at everyone. Masky was planking, already fast asleep, Hoodie was sitting against the wall, texting someone via kik, and BEN was glitching, trying to make the courses easier.
I rolled over to masky, propping him up against a pile of pizza boxes (the room was messy beyond belief), getting out a pink Sharpie marker. I was about to doodle on his mask, when Sally opened the door.
Sally: hi guize! Dinner's ready~! -sees me, inches from Masky's face, from the wrong angle- HEY!
Me: -startled- I did nothing! I'm innocent! -hides marker-
Masky: huh? -tried to get up, bumping his head against mine, making me fall backwards- ow....
Hoodie and BEN: -trying not to laugh-
Sally: NO KISSING!
Masky and Me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Hoodie and BEN: -laughing- BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Me: -blushing- nononononononononononononononono! It's not like that!
Masky: what's going on here!?
Sally: Merlyn likes Masky! Merlyn likes Masky!
BEN: I now declare you two shipped.
Hoodie: aw! You guys would look so cute together!
Masky: WHAT?!
Me: kill me now.
When we got to the table, it felt as if Masky and I were the new USUK. Which annoyed me. Mainly because I was a FrUK shipper.
Dee-Dee saw this.
Dee-Dee: HEY. WHAT TIME IS IT.
Jane: quarter to midnight, why?
Yes, it was 11:45 pm. Slendy is a slow cook, but it was worth it. The pasta we were eating was delicious!
Dee-Dee: MIDNIGHT STARBUCKS.
Jeff: -was too busy teasing me to notice- huh?
Me: she has to have two medium white chocolate caramel mocha frappes from Starbucks every night at exactly midnight. If not, she goes ballistic.
Dee-Dee: WITH EXTRA GLITTER!
Me: NO GLITTER.
Jane: why?
Me: glitter makes her go crazy.
BEN: she can eat glitter?
Me: she can eat anything.
Dee-Dee: including people, but that's cannibalism, and is frowned upon by most of society.
Jeff: -scared- how nice...
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