Math passed by hella slow. As Mr.Garpool was lecturing about something we would probably never use in the real world, Masky fell asleep (twice), Hoodie kept checking his Instagram and passing notes to the other kids, and I doodled chibis galore as I thought about what ethnicity you needed to come from to get the surname Garpool.
During study hall, I drew some HaruKyon and Kishigo fan art, which I did behind a hugeass copy of Moby Dick.
As for world history, I kept laughing and fangirling over many things the teacher said about the countries, earning wtf looks from just about everyone, including the teacher.
Before I knew it, the lunch bell rang. Though I walked to the cafeteria calmly, my mind was screaming "FREEDOM! HALLELUJAH!"
Yeah, that happens when you're in high school, no matter how much you love (or hate) your classes.
I made my way to the table where the rest of the gang sat, along with two other friends of mine, Katniss (from the previous chapter) and Ari.
Apparently they had met everyone else in other classes.
Me: hay hay hay.
Ari: I haven't seen you since the fourth of July. I swear, Katniss and I were gonna file a missing persons thingy.
Katniss: thingy?
Ari: yeah, thingy, and why didn't you tell us that you were buds with Jeff the killer?!
Me: -turns to Jeff- you told them?!
Jeff: ..... Maybe..........
Masky and Hoodie: he's an egotistical jackass. Expect the worst.
Jeff: am not!
Me: and I made your disguise look like L...... Asshat.
Jack: do all school lunches move? -points at his tray-
Ari: yeah........ Don't try the leftover beef cheese tuna casserole surprise, hon.
Masky and Hoodie: it's the first day of school, how-
Me and Katniss: leftover from last year.
Jack: -pushes tray away- fuck eating.
Dee-Dee: I gotz some Pizza Hut wings and pizza -gets out two boxes- want some?
Pinkamena: how....
Ari and Katniss: get used to it.
Me: I'll stick with my lunchbox. -sits down, taking out a box- shrimp and rice balls, yum.
Dee-Dee: it's stuffed crust, and I got ranch for the wings.
Me: -takes a piece- I now declare myself a fatass.
Jeff: I don't think you needed to declare that. You practically live on junk food.
BEN: yeah, we all have that one friend that eats like America, but stays skinny as hell.
Pinkamena: maybe it goes to her boobs.
Me: will you shut up about my magic mountains already?!
Pinkamena: can't.
Me: .....
Ari: hey, my mom got me a chocolate cornet, how do you eat them?
Me: by the head, but I like to dip the skinny end into the fat end.
Katniss: why?
Me and Jack: Lucky Star!
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