Jeff wore an extremely pained expression as we drove back home. At one point, Dee-Dee offered him some icecream.
He responded with: "this isn't time for fucking icecream. Get away."
This made Dee-Dee cry, which caused Sally to scold him not only for saying "the f-word", but for making one of her "bestestest" friends cry.
Mikayla, who decided to live in the cabin for a while, and I were jamming to the carmeldansen.
Mikayla: this is a very catchy song.
Me: yeah. It's Swedish. I have the original version on another playlist.
Mikayla: original?
Me: Yup. This was edited to a higher pitch. A few animation frames later, a PV, introducing the famous dance that goes along with it, was uploaded on..... I think it was YouTube, but it could be Nico Nico Douga, a Japanese video sharing site. The two who were dancing in the video were characters from a manga, but I don't remember the name of it.
BEN: -puts a hand on my shoulder- you are learning well, young grasshopper.
Me: wut.
BEN: I dunno. I just felt like saying that.
Mikayla: Mikayla does not get BENJAMIN's references.
BEN: Meh.
Masky and Hoodie: why do we feel like we should say something?
Dee-Dee: beats me, maybe Joe knows! -points at Jeff-
Mikayla: but that is Jeffrey.
Dee-Dee: but he looks like a Joe, doesn't he.
Mikayla: -looks at Jeff- ah yes! Jeffrey DOES look like a Joe!
Dee-Dee: right!?
Jeff: kill me........
Jane: -grabs Jeff's knife from out of nowhere- -walks up to Jeff- WITH PLEASURE, JEFFIE....
Jeff: oh God NO....... -panicking- getawaygetawaygetawaygetaway from me Jane! IT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH!
Jane: NOOOOOOO TAKE BACKS, JEFFIE! MUA-
Pinkamena: -stuffs hard candy into Jane's mouth- nope! -steps back as Jane faints-
Mikayla: score: Joe:0 Jane:1/2
Jeff: WHAT?!
Pinkamena: I saved yo ass. Penalty.
Me: -points dramatically at Jeff- -in Haruhi Suzumiya's voice- PENALTY!
Masky and Hoodie: -in Phoenix Wright's voice- OBJECTION!
Pinkamena: I don't see how.
Masky: oh wait.
Hoodie: wrong thing.
Masky and Hoodie: nevermind!
Me: good.
Dee-Dee: nyah! Pasta! -picks up a can of ravioli- chef don't judge!
Me: lemme see that.
Dee-Dee: okie. -hands me the can-
Me: it's past expiration day, and I bet it smells like the cafeteria food, too.
Dee-Dee: oh....... -dissapointed-
Me: don't worry, I'm sure I can make pizza or something.
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