Just Another Creepypasta Fanfic

A woman named Linda

A few hours later, Jeff and Dee-Dee had finally recovered from reading their doujinshis. I was sitting on the couch, with Masky and Hoodie, using Jack as a footrest (for saying the word "swag" in my presence yet again), and watching reruns of Full House and George Lopez (an otaku doesn't have to watch anime ALL the time, you know). Something caught the eyes of my best friend and my enemy. They both noticed that Slendy was asleep. As Michelle said the line she was best known for, "You got it, dude.", I saw them out of the corner of my eye, approaching the faceless man.

Dee-Dee: you got the stuff?

Jeff: -holds up a black Sharpie and a poofy blue dress with a Walmart name tag- yeah, I got the stuff.

Dee-Dee: I'll draw the face.

Jeff: ok.

They both lifted Slendy up, carrying him to another room. I grabbed the remote, pausing the recorded episode. No, I wasn't going to stop the two, I wanted to see how things turned out. The reason I did so was to get a refill of Takis and popcorn (try mixing the two together sometime, it tastes delicious!).

Masky: -holding a potato chip out of Hoodie's reach- haha! I got it!

Hoodie: no! That's the last salt and vinegar Pringle in the can! Please! We can split!

Masky: never! I will take this potato chip -shoves it into his mouth- -with mouth full- AND EAT IT!

Hoodie: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! -falls onto his knees dramatically-

Me: Masky...... -tapping foot- what have I told you about copyright issues? You can't just waltz in and take a line from Death Note, you know.

Masky: dude, you haven't told me anything about copyright.

Me: oh. But still.

Masky: fine.

Hoodie: he ate my chip! -points at masky accusingly-

Masky: I didn't see your name on it.

Me: ok, according to my narration of this fan fiction, I'm supposed to get a refill of Takis and popcorn. If you two can let me do so, so reader-kohai won't think I'm stalling, I shall get both of you a nice piece of German chocolate cheesecake from the fridge, m'kay?

Masky and Hoodie: -perk up- ok!

Jane: -from our shared room- stop breaking the fourth wall, will ya?

Me: never.

Jack: yo, nigga, imma take a break, aight?

Me: no. Stay.

Jack: fuck you, bitch.

Me: -walks to the kitchen- up yours, blue boy.

Masky: you stole that from Big Fat Liar.

Me: fuck morals, I'm a fan character.

Sally: -from the kitchen- no cursing!

Hoodie: why can she break the fourth wall, while we can't?

Masky: beats me.

I got the food and went back to my spot on the couch. We continued watching quality reality TV until we heard something coming from the basement.

???: aw hell to the no, I'm late for my job!

Dee-Dee: but Slendy! You don't have a job!

Slendy: I ain't Slendy, I'm a woman named Linda!

Slendy walked past the TV, he was wearing a frizzy brown wig, a shitty blue princess costume (with two coconuts stuffed in where the boobs should be) with a Walmart name tag that had the name Linda written on it, and blue converse. Where his face was supposed to be, was a badly drawn girl's face. He headed out the door.

Me: -staring at Jeff and Dee-Dee-

Jeff: what? He woke up.

Me: -starts laughing uncontrollably- YOU STUFFED HIS BRA WITH COCONUTS! BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! -goes cross eyed-

Masky: OH MY FLOPPING GLOB MERLYN, YOUR FACE! -starts laughing-

Me: my sides!

Masky: you look like Satsuki's Dad, from My Neighbor Totoro! It's hilarious! -clutching sides-

Hoodie: aw! So cute! -points at Masky and me, who are rolling on the floor laughing-

Me and Masky: -stop laughing- NO.

Jeff: so, are we gonna get Slendy back?

Me, Masky, and Hoodie: Yup.

Jeff: good, let's go.

Dee-Dee: -runs out the door, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbows in her wake- PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!

Me: -runs after her- TAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS~!

Masky and Hoodie: -run after me- CHEESECAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE~!

Jeff: -follows everyone, annoyed- why can't I be normal?

Leaving trails of sparkly rainbows sure is something common in this fan fiction, isn't it?