Everyone: okay!
Katniss: ok...... Now....... -dramatic pause- does anyone know how the hell this thing works?
Mikki: kekeke...... I volunteer as tribute -kitty face-
Katniss: wow. A combination of references between starcraft and hunger games. Well done, Mikki.
Jane: wait...... Didn't kekeke originate in Korea?
Mikki: I hang out with Im Jong waaaaay too much.
Armini:who's Im Jong?
Me: Mikki's husbandu
Mikki: yeah, just like how you're Masky's waifu.
Me: -irk mark- I will kill you, resurrect you, then kill you again.
Mikki: it is illegal for an otaku to kill a fellow otaku.
Me: -snaps fingers- damn you, imaginary laws.......
Dee-Dee: I just realized something.....
Armini: what?
Dee-Dee: how do they address Chinese food in China?
Mikki: ........... How did you think that up? -purple aura surrounds her-
Dee-Dee: Meh, I was thinking of how Pinkamena calls anime Chinese cartoons, and it just led to that.
Mikki: she does what now? -death glares at Pinkamena-
Pinkamena: don't listen to Dee-Dee.......
Mikki: I gotz my eye on yu........ Anyway, first we need to-
Armini: close the blinds! On it! -closest blinds-
Mikki: wow you're fast. -Obama approves face-
Armini: you're welcome. Anyway, now we need there people, two to work the board, and one to write the dialogue down.
Dee-Dee: me! Me! PICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!
Armini: ok, Dee-Dee........ Jane........
Jane: huh? What? I didn't even volunteer!
Armini: too bad. And..........
Me: I have decent handwriting.
Armini: ok then!
Mikki: I though I was was gonna participate!
Armini: -cutesy pink aura, adorable smile- well, you may not be actually participating, but you're reading the instructions, right? Meaning that without you, we wouldn't be able to enjoy the Ouija board to its fullest, and it would take much longer for us to get started. You're a super duper big help!
Mikki: woah. -touching aura- its like you're radiating joy and happiness.
Armini: -throws a mini tantrum- ALL I WANTED WAS TO MAKE A HARUHI-CHAN SUZUMIYA REFERENCE DAMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
Pinkamena: calm your nonexistent tits, Armi-
Armini: -chucks Ouija board at Pinkamena, somehow breaking it while knocking Pinkamena out-
Ari: wellp, there goes our weejee board.
Sally: isn't it Ouija board?
Ari: -shrugs- Es lo mismo.
Katniss: now what do we do?
Armini: wow I'm strong......... Oh! Merlyn had the idea of the drinking game!
Mikayla: but we are under the age of 21.
Me: yesh, but can't we use mountain dew instead?
Jane: it sounds like a decent idea.
Dee-Dee: I can get the snacks!
Katniss: how do you know where the kitchen is?
Dee-Dee: huehuehue........ I have my ways......
Sally: but we don't need any snacks.
Dee-Dee: damn it! -pouts-
Me: wait...... Come to think of it, I've got a whole bunch of mountain dew we can use.
Armini: really?
Jane: why would you pack a bunch of mountain dew to take to a sleepover?
Me: I dunno.
Katniss: ok....... So......... What kinda of drinking game are we gonna be playing?
Mikki: IDEA!
Sally: wut
Mikki: so....... We watch the Japanese dub of Rozen Maiden, starting with episode 5......... And every time Suiseiseki says "desu", we drink.
Ari: Mijita, que cosa...... We'll be looser than Ke$ha by the time we finish the first episode.
Mikayla: mountain dew is a carbonated drink with ridiculously high amounts of both sugar and caffeine. If we drink too much, we will be hyper, and sugar-buzzed, but not to the point where we experience the strange feeling of lapse of judgment classified as drunk. Mikayla cannot intake food nor drink, so she will watch so that her friends do not get too crazy.
Jane: ok
Mikki: wait....... Why can't you?
Mikayla: older NOVA models have less human-like qualities. We can only move, and think freely without violating the three laws of robotics, really. Newer models have a more human tone, can eat and drink, sleep, and swim or be exposed to water. They can browse the internet, should wifi be in range, but that isn't considered human.
Me and Dee-Dee: seems legit.
Me: imma get the mountain dew. -goes to get my bag-
~super duper timeskip time!~
After searching my bag, I found the three two-liter bottles I had packed earlier.
Surprisingly, they weren't leaking.
I then returned to where the other girls were.
Me: I got the stuff! -holding One bottles in each of my hands by the nozzle, And balancing one on my head-
Mikki: what about the DVD? Anyone have a Rozen Maiden DVD?
Ari: Mire a tu alrededor. Mija, do any of us LOOK like otakus?
Me: I have one.
Katniss: what do you not have?
Me: I dunno..... Good question.
Katniss: -facepalm- nevermind......
Armini and Mikayla: let's put the DVD in.
Jane: good call.
Sally: -holding a DVD player, wearing headphones- huh?
Armini: whacha watching? -looks over her shoulder- er..... Merlyn?
Me: huh?
Armini: sally has the DVD.......
Me: ok. -snatches DVD player from sally- sorry, we need this.
Sally: HAH?! I was watching that!
Me: well, now you can watch it on a large screen.
Sally: why Armini.......
Armini: Meh, at least its better for your eyes.
Sally: HOW?!
Katniss: don't worry about it. Now..... Let's-a go!
Dee-Dee: HEY! I'M THE ITALIAN!
<we all sit in front of the tv>
Me: ok! -inserts the dvd into the tv, then sitting down- let's blow this popsicle stand!
Everyone: -raises an eyebrow, giving me a wtf look-
Me: -shrugs- old saying from the 90s.
Everyone: -nods- ah.
Mikki pressed the play button. Everyone had a cup of Mountain Dew within reach. We enjoyed the subtitles, that is, until.....
(coming from the TV) Suiseiseki: ..... Desu!
Everyone: DRINK!
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