Interview: Jane

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We each went around the house. After finding nothing that would give us the answer, we decided to question the living shit out of people. First up, Mikki and Jane.

Jane: -wakes up- h-huh? -rubs eyes- why am I tied up? What's happening?

Mikki: don't worry, we're just gonna ask you a few questions.

Jane: wut......?

Mikki: and I brought my little friend with me as well.... -gets out a radio-

Jane: I'm confused, what station is that?

Mikki: RADIO DISNEY. -evil laughter-

Jane: YA- I mean, oh my, you wouldn't.

Mikki: did you, or did you not go into the kitchen between the hours of 3 pm and 3:30 pm?!

Jane: uh.....  No........

Mikki: OBJECTION!

Jane: wut?

Mikki: oh, wrong thing.

Jane:.....

Mikki: did you see anyone enter the kitchen?!

Jane: no.

Mikki: are you sure?

Jane: Yup.

Mikki: are you sure you're sure?

Jane: Yup.

Mikki: ok, do you know about the red velvet cupcakes that were in the fridge at the time?!

Jane: there were cupcakes?

Mikki: WHAT ETHNICITY ARE YOU?!

Jane: what does that have to do with-

Mikki: ARE YOU A FAN OF HENTAI?!

Jane: dafuq?

Mikki: ARE YOU REALLY IN LOVE WITH JEFF THE KILLER?!

Jane: -gets up, breaking the ropes effortlessly- fuck this shit. -exits- I'm out.

Mikki: -Crosses Jane's name out- nope.

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