We got back from school early.
No one was in the mood for socializing, considering what we had witnessed at the pageant. That gloomy, dreary, Lemony Snicket-like aura engulfed us completely.
That is, until we actually entered the cabin.
Pinkamena opened the door, holding it for everyone else.
Mikki: hey hey hey! Konishiwa min'na-San! Sup?
Me: WOAH. -blinks twice- how did you get in?!
Mikki: Slendy went on a business trip. Guess who's babysitting!
Me: awesome! We can watch a Lucky Star marathon together!
Jack: Yus! -high fives me-
Mikki: or....... We can all get desufied by watching Rozen Maiden.....
Dee-Dee: Nonononononono no! Desu!
Everyone: ???
Me: when I still lived with mee-maw, Katniss, Ari, Dee-Dee, and I had this one sleepover where we watched a Rozen Maiden marathon.
Dee-Dee: she kept waking us up by jumping up from her sleeping bag and yelling "desu" from the top of her lungs.
Mikki: ooooooooooooooh...... Ok. That's a bust.
Masky: wait...... It's the second Wednesday of a month that's a multiple of 22...... .
Hoodie: if Slendy, aka The Operator, isn't here, how are we gonna go on our Proxy Run?
Mikki: Proxy Run?
Masky: yesh, it's where me, Hoodie, and Slendy walk around the woods discussing classified Proxy information we might never use.
Me: so...... Basically you guys just walk around discussing algebra?
Hoodie: I don't get your references.
Me: me neither. -kitty face-
Jane: so that's what you guys do every January, February, and November at, like, 10:00 pm.......
Masky: Yup
Me: I can go on a Proxy Run with you guys.
Hoodie: but you're not
Masky: a Proxy.
Me: aw come on! It's either that, or just go by yourselves. Pedobears are most active in the fall, especially at night.
Masky: dude, you're a minor, too.
Hoodie: not to mention a girl.
Me: I gotz some magicz.
Masky: -sighs- fine.
Hoodie: but-
Masky: ep ep ep. Nononono. Bad Hoodie.
Hoodie: radda radda radda radda radda......
Me: Yayz! I'm a temporary Proxy!
Masky: if Slendy finds out that you went on a Proxy Run without his permission, though......
Hoodie: you're dead like common human decency.
Me: kay.
Pinkamena: why do you wanna go on a Proxy run anyway, Merlyn?
Sally: -appeared out of nowhere, floating behind me- unless......
Me: shut up. It's not like I like them or anything.....
Mikayla: Mikayla senses that Merlyn is being a Tsundere.
Me: an not!
Mikki: are too.
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Fanfic(warning: this story has terrible grammar, autocorect mishaps, and parts where there are intense levels of swag. If you are to read this fanficton, please refrain from noticing said mistakes for now, since the author-sama of this book is a lazy arse...
