D: Phil what the hell did you do to my ass
P: I pounded into it
P: and you liked it
D: Phil it's bright red
P: so I did a good job
D: Phil i can't fucking walk
P: so I should get penis reduction surgery?
D: hell no you're keeping that
P: because you love it so much
D: Mhm
P: so much that you licked it like it was chocolate ice cream
D: shut up
P: it felt good
P: and oh, your noises
D: Philip shut the fuck up I stg
P: I loved your whorish, girly moan when you orgasmed
D: Shut up
D: you sounded like a bull pounding into me
D: you grunted with every thrust
P: and you moaned and gripped the sheets with every thrust
P: like have you not masturbated before
D:
D: no
P: wHAT?
D: no
P: Daniel
P: how
P: have
P: you
P: not
P: masturbated
P: before
D: idk I just haven't
P: oh, that's why you were so sensitive
D: yep
D: now help me get up I have to use the bathroom
P: mkaaay
D: love you
P: I love you and your ass too
