this is so late iM ON VACATION FORGIVE MEEEEEE
P: Daaaan
D: yeeees?
P: can you come pick me up
D: phiw you're in California
P: I know but I miiiiiight have spent all my money I had at a gift shop
D: Phil I gave you that money
P: pick me up and I'll make the 600 dollars up ;)
D: I'll pick your ass up and slap it to the bank
P: kinky
D: Philip Lester shut up
P: Daniel Howell pick me up
D: I'm literally bingwatching game of thrones how do you expect me to get up
P: daaaannn baby pleeeeeease
D: don't call me that
P: you're acting like I did in my dream
D: what?
P: you and I were married and had kids and then I divorced you
D: what?
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Have a nice day!! ♡
