D: phiiiiil
P: daaaaaan
D: i want a dick in my ass howbowdah
P: i stg dan
D: phiiiiil
P: yers?
D: im horny cum fuck me
P: 1. i see what you did there 2. No
D: please
D: please daddy
P: goddamnit Dan
D: daaaddddyyyyy please
P: Daniel Howell stop we have guests over
D: pls
D: my cock is throbbing
P: wank
D: not enough
P: finger yourself
D: you know I'm not quiet
D: Yknow what would keep me quiet though
D: if i sucked your dick
P: Dan don't get me hard in front of Tanya and Louise
D: cmon
P: please be quiet i can't get a hard on in front of them Dan it'll ruin everything
D: i won't make noise when your dick is down my throat
P: DANIEL
D: I have our biggest dildo in my ass rn
P: fuck yourself with that
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P: DANIEL STOP MOANING SO DAMN LOUD TANYA STARTED CHOKING ON HER SODA
D: i can't help it daddy it's the biggest dildo we own
D: probably the biggest dildo ever
D: what did you expect
P: I don't know!! Just stay quiet!
D: I'll try
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P: GODDAMNIT DAN I SAID STOP BEING LOUD
D: ok we might need a new dildo
P: why? you have like 12
D: we defo need a new giant dildo
P: what? Why?
D: i think i broke it
P: what??? How did you manage to break a dildo? Did you ride it?
D: wow thanks phil
D: i think it went too fast when i was close
D: i was really close and now i can't cum bc it's broken :(
P: Dan that dildo was £28
D: can we talk about the real situation here i didn't get to cum
P: wank or finger yourself, you're not getting a new dildo for a month
D: what are you, my sugardaddy now?
P: basically. i spoil you too much
D: fuck u
P: I already do that to you
D: you're not doing it right now
P: yeah because you broke your fucking dildo
P: use the other dildos we have plenty
D: fuck u
P: love you too ♡
H: CAN YOU GUYS STOP OUR EYES HAVE BEEN TAINTED ALREADY JESUS CHRIST
P: ... hi Chris
P: how's life
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Idk it was like 3 AM when I wrote this and i was bored af sorry this isn't funny idk wtf this is
