P: dan
D: ye
P: don't hate me
D: i could never hate you, what's up?
P: um
P: so how do u feel about having kids
D: well i'd like them sometime in the future
P: do u think u could want some sooner?
D: well, no, i'd- wait
D: PHIL
D: NO
P: his name is jeffery and he was sleeping on the floor next to burger king while it was raining i couldn't just leave him
D: PHIL
D: I HATE YOU
P: 'i could never hate you' dan said
P: 'i hate you' dan says
D: you needed to talk to me first
D: you can't just get a child off the streets and take him home without talking to me or the adoption people
D: wait how did you even get him home
D: oh btw what do u want from Spencers
P: why are you at Spencers?
D: i asked u a question first
P: i talked to the adoption people and they let me keep him
D: how the
P: now you answer
D: i'm getting us sex toys what else would i go to Spencers for
P: to release your inner emo
D: shut up that's hot topic
D: and we only go there twice a week it's really nothing
P: suuure
P: anyways- wait first get us that dildo that danced to the salsa remember that one
D: ya
P: anyways so ya we have a child thoughts?
D: you should've fUCKING ASKED ME FIRST
P: dan he's so small please
D: how old is he?
P: 14
D: and he's small?
P: he's your lip size of course he's small
P: KIDDING I LOVE YOU
D: fuck off
P: but yeah he's small but it's cute
P: like you
D: nice save phil
P: thanks
D: ugh, fine
D: no more kids though
D: clean him up and his bedroom will be my old one, the guest room
P: alright
P: love youuuu
D: i hate you but i love you
P: i hate you i love you i hate that i love you
D: fuck off, and fuck me because i'm coming home with the toys
