D: Phil I'm pregnant
P: hi pregnant im phil
D: rlly though
P: we never had sex without a condom
D: maybe it broke?? I don't know
P: how do you know you're pregnant?
D: oh well I dunno I've just been throwing up my guts every morning and eating random things everyday bc I wanted to
P: is what why you had ice cream with ketchup yesterday?
D: yes phil
P: oh my god
P: wait how are you pregnant
D: ever heard of
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P: I hate you
D:
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hey
P: you dork
D:
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P: are you done
D:
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P: OH MY GOD
D: yeah, I didn't like that version either
D:
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better
P: DAN
P: great cropping there
D:
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hey we should have sex like this
P: I hate you
D: I'm a meme what do you expect
D:
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Love you
P: I hate you
