D: hey Phil

P: yeah?

D: you wanna know who my daddy is

P: who?

P: i swear if it's John Cena

D:

P: what?

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P: what?

D:

There's the proof

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There's the proof

P: Dan

D: he exterminated my virginity

P:

D:

D:

Good times

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Good times

P:

D:

Like dAMN DADDY

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Like dAMN DADDY

P:

D:

P: fuck you

Wow this is boring

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