I aplogize that the last chapter sucked ass idk my writing isn't good now (not like it was before either) so I'm really really sorry these next chapters (including this one) are terrible
D: Phil where's Dick
P: .. in your pants
D: no the other Dick
P: oh your dildo?
D: yeah
P: I don't know
D: mY FAVORITE DILDO IS LOST
P: I'M SORRY
D: PHIL WHERE AND HOW ON EARTH DID YOU LOSE IT
P: I DON'T KNOW
D: I SWEAR TO GOD PHIL
D: IS THIS A JOKE
P: NO
D: PHIL
P: REALLY NO
D: WHAT PHILIP MICHEAL LESTER SOMEONE COULD FIND THAT WHEREVER YOU LEFT IT
P: um
D: you left it in public didn't you
P: maybe
D: wHY DO YOU HAVE A DILDO IN PUBLIC
P: you like public humiliation, remember I stuck it in your butt when we were going to a meeting and left it on vibrate for 6 hours with a cock ring and cage?
D: .. shut up
P: what? You asked
D: shhhh
D: but phiw that was my favorite dildo
D: that would be disgusting if someone found it and used it when we've used it for years
P: wait how did it even manage to slip out of your butt?
D: I guess I went to the bathroom and it slipped out and onto the floor of the stall?
P: ew
D: ye
P: dan we can get another one
D: ugh
D: fine, but can I take the cock cage and ring off because it hurts not to be able to get a Boner or orgasm
P: you still have it on?
D: you didn't give me permission to take it off so I kept it on for 3 days
P: how did you use the bathroom?
D: okay I miiiightve taken the ring out for a bit to use the bathroom
P: cage? I have the key
D: you don't wanna know
P: eW
D: I said you don't wanna know
P: ANYWAYS
D: ANYWAYS
P: hey wanna go have sex
D: handcuffs and gag?
P: of course
D: LETS-A-GO!
SO MANY KINKS IN ONE CHAPTER AAHHH
