P: I broke up with my girlfriend
P: she was extremely upset
P: so were my parents
P: and my family
P: they won't talk to me anymore
P: but it was all worth it
P: you know why?
P: because I can finally be with you
D:
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How I feel because you were an idiot
P: I know I was
P: are we still friends?
D: we have been you spoon
P: okay dork
D: boob
P: spork
D: placenta
P: what's a placenta
D: Google it
P: hOLY JESUS
P: OH MY GOD
D: :)
P: Dan you are so not innocent
D: I'm glad you noticed
P: holy cow
D: wait does this mean we're boyfriends?
P: sure if you wanna
D: hELL YEAH
