GRAPHIC !!
P: Dan was sitting on the bed, scrolling through tumblr and whatnot.
D: huh?
P: Phil walked in, sitting next to Dan. "Hey," Dan pecked Phil's cheek.
D: what?
P: Phil layed his head on Dan's shoulder as Dan continued to scroll.
D: ..
P: After a while, Phil put his hand on Dan's crotch. Sometimes they lay like that without it being sexual, it's just comfortable. He started rubbing lightly, making Dan shudder.
D: phil
P: he pressed a little harder and continued rubbing, soon just taking off Dan's shorts and taking his cock out.
D: Phil stop I'm at the grocery store.
P: Phil jerked Dan off as he completely forgot about tumblr, now grabbing onto Phil's thigh and the bed, letting out high-pitched moans.
D: c'mon
P: "want me to make you feel even better, baby?" Phil purred into Dan's ear, making him moan and nod.
D: for fucks sake
P: Phil took Dan's boxers off, along with his shirt. He grabbed some lube.
D: goddamnit phil
P: Phil grabbed lots and lots of lube in his hand, and fingered Dan. One finger, two fingers, three, four, and then his next one, two, three, and four fingers, leaving Dan a moaning mess in front of him. He kissed Dan's balls as he fingered him, making Dan whine out loud. They've fisted before, even though it took forever, and quote 'it was the best thing ever'- Dan Howell 2016.
D: ?? You fisted me 2 days ago and you're already bringing that up?
D: Phil I can't sit down
P: he eventually got 2 fists in, next up, head.
D: so like you're gonna give me head?
P: Phil got 2 bottles of lube and poured it all over his face and entire head. He sucked Dan off as he did so, so Dan wouldn't ask any questions.
D: phil ?
D: the hell is happening
P: Phil stopped sucking Dan off, next rubbing his nipples.
THIS IS WHERE IT GETS REALLY GRAPHIC AND WEIRD AND KINDA FUNNY BUT CREEPY SORRY
P: Phil distracted Dan with rubbing his nipples before he stuck his head in one go.
D: wait what
P: Phil opened his eyes and looked around, not sure if the muffled whatever he was hearing was screaming or moaning.
D: WHAT
P: Phil looked around for Dan's prostate and started licking.
D: PHIL WHAT THE HELL MAN
P: "There's a whole new world up he- Daniel why is there a smiley sticker up here?"
D: Phil Jesus christ sTOP
P: "Oh, I put that up there to hide it from you because I knew you were planning on putting it on my face earlier and when you left to get food I couldn't find it," Dan replied.
P: Phil continued licking at Dan's prostate until Dan came hard. He pulled himself out (after 34 minutes) and saw Dan's hole was the size of Phil's dick. It was huge.
D: phil what the hell is this
P: He had a hard time explaining to the hospital that Dan's asshole was the size of new York because there was a head shoved up Dan's ass.
DONE
P: did you enjoy my phanfic?
D: Phil what the actual fuck
D: you made me yell 'what the fuck?' In the middle of the grocery store phil
P: :D
this was based on a dream I had idek
