Stories, Poems, and Other Things

Song summaries

Billie Jean - Michael Jackson

Ok! So I may have done the diddly with some chick named Billie Jean, but it was only a one-time thing. I totally don't love her.
But- suddenly she's claiming that I've got a kid.
This isn't ok.
This totally isn't my kid.
I didn't have a kid.
Let's make it clear that it was a one time thing, I totally don't love her, and even though this kid resembles me a bit- he very very is not mine.
Like just his eyes look kinda like mine a bit.
Just making it clear.
He's not my kid.
She's not the one I love.
You don't even know if we did the diddly do or not so hush.
Where's your proof.
Exactly.
He's not my son.
I don't love her. She's cray.
Ok.
That's all.
He's not my son.
Not my son.

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Bad - Michael Jackson

I am the baddest baddie.
I'm so bad.
Recognize how bad I am.
Yeah you know it. I am so bad.
I'm very quite bad.
Bish you wanna go I'm the baddest bad guy.
Everyone is starting to figure out how bad I am.
Finally.
Yeah yeah tell me you know I'm bad.
Noice.
Keep saying how bad I am.
Yes this is correct.
You can't handle how bad I am.
The whole world knows of my badness.
By the way you can change the world and stuff. You strong, independent, amazing, smart, beautiful person.
Did I mention how bad I am?
If you don't like me, fight me.
Bad I am.
Much badness.
Keep saying that I am the baddest baddie. It brings me joy to know you have accepted my badness.
Keep on changing the world.
I'm so bad.

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Hello - OMfG

Music.
Music music.
Hello.
Music music music.
Music.
Hello hello.
Music music.
Music music-y ness.
Music.
Hello.
Hello.
Music music music music music music music music.
MUSIC.
Hello hello.
Music music.
Music.

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Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

Never have I decided giving you up is a good idea.
Gonna fix mistakes and such while in this relationship.
Give me your heart, I will be kind.
You and your feelings matter to me.
Up is the only thing I'll never give you.
Never will I decide you're not good enough.
Gonna try to make you happy.
Let us be a happy couple. I love you.
You are an amazing person who deserves as much love as possible.
Down south is where we'll move, they have nice farms and snow cones out there.
Never not going to love you.
Gonna make you glad to have feelings for me.
Run away with me, to the south, maybe like Texas or Alabama or something.
Around you I am always happy.
And hopefully you are always happy around me.
Desert is one s off of the thing we'll have after our dinner date.
You can tell the writer is Rick rolling you if you read the first word of every sentence.
Never has the summary really correlated with the song.
Gonna stop reading now, that's fine with me.
Make your day a good one.
You are awesome.
Cry is what I'll do when I miss you.
Never has it not been hard to write sentences that make sense while doing this.
Gonna go take a nap after this.
Say, why are you still reading this?
Goodbye, I guess.
Never have I ever successfully Rick Rolled someone.
Gonna hope that maybe I succeeded in Rick Rolling today.
Tell me, how was your day?
A few people are probably still reading..
Lie to me and I'll be sad.
And if you are still reading, hi.
Hurt is not how I'll feel if no one says anything.
You go on and have a nice day now.

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I Write Sins Not Tragedies - P!ATD

Oh.
I'm in a church
And then I eavesdrop
Nice wedding guys
Just so you know,
the bride is a bit of a double-crosser
Hey, yo,
CLOSE THE DOOR
And be rational
Chime chime
Hey by the way,
CLOSE THE DOOR
And continue to be rational
So you know I saved this marriage...
Now for a toast,
I deserve champagne.
Yeah I saved the marriage.
Do the toast thing.
Champagne,
Champagne,
Pour it now.
Chime chime,
Once again-
CLOSE THE DOOR
Much rationality.
Chime chime
Ok seriously-
CLOSE THE DOOOOOR
And be so rational dude.
Poooooise and rationalityyyyyyy.
Yuuuup.
Dude ok really now;
Close.
The.
Door.
Rational
CLOSE THE FRIGGIN DOOR
RATIONALITYYYYYYYYYYY
ONCE AGAINNNNNNNNNN
musicy music music
Guitar strums.

•It's late, I was bored, I'm sorry. But I'm also not sorry at all. <3