Stories, Poems, and Other Things

I gots the funnies 👍👍👌👌

1.
•If someone who makes music is a composer
•When they die
•are they
•a decomposer

2.
•A horse walks into a bar
•The bartender asks "why the long face"
•The horse asks "why are people still making this fucking joke, it's like beating a dead horse"

3.
•Do you ever wonder
•If axe murderers in movies get annoyed by their victims
•I mean
•There's a front door and they go up the stairs
•God no wonder they're trying to kill you

4.
•If you meet someone named Will
•And he's really mentally strong
•Is that
•His Will power

5.
•How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
•I mean it should be one that's usually a one-man job but asking this question probably means you're having trouble on your own don't worry we'll send a professional

Someone stop me please this road only leads to destruction
-Flel