- *dramatically zooms in on corn* - Hello, obligatory heterosexual couple with way too much hair - THAT MAN HAS AS MUCH HAIR ON HIS CHEST AS ON HIS HEAD - This carpet is a sin - All this unattended corn what kind of friggin farmer - *blood redness intensifies* - *RUNS OVER SMALL CHILD WITH CAR* - *leaves car unattended with wife inside because that's safe* - *DRAMATICALLY ZOOMS IN ON CORN* - Murder murder - Corn corn - "Stay in the car" 'ok' '*gets out of car*' - Very dramatic shadows and camera angles - "The office" level camera zooming - *peeks through corn* - Child actors - THEY'rE PLAYING MONOpoLY WHILE DRESSED UP ITS ACTUALLY KiNDA CUTE - Child stop throwing knives - Stop - BUT SERIOUSLY HOW STUPID CAN THESE PEOPLE BE - There's a person in a suit and I can't tell their gender or age and it's hardcore tripping me out - Oh ok he's like 13 tops - Is that Hitler on the radio - Corn cross - DOGGO IS A MECHANIC CONFIRMED - *distant ambient bird sounds* - Ominous wind and cloud activity - I swear to god if they kill the dog - Corn - Confusing sign switching - THEY KILLED THE DOG IM DONE BYE - *insert 70's music* - I'd make a corny joke but I'm shuck out of luck - Childhood corn worship - Oh so it's an occult movie - *child actor cries in background* - Angry stabby ginger - *child looks straight at camera* - "Praise god, praise the lord" - The blue man - Welcome to Gatlin everyone's dead - There's a flag pole in the middle of a street - *wastes gas trying to chase people* - Curiosity is gonna end up killing the cat (very hairy chested man) - *startles self* - Children - Awkwardly tries to talk to children - Issac - The adults sleep in the corn field - "lets split up you stay with the sketchy child" - Use of crayons as a primary art tool - Religion - These children are ninjas ok - "I'll be right back" *gone for an eternity* - "SEIZE HER" - *blood splatter * - *shining-like door breaking* - Calm yourself Maliki - Stabby - Woah look fake cutting effects - "*cutting own chest open* It's my birthday :DD " - *RUNS OVER SMALL CHILDREN* - *trips* - "OUTLANDEEERRRRR" - I think a kid just yelled 'damn it' - *Maliki tries to be creepy* - *stabs child in leg* *runs face-first into pole* - *hairy chest trusts child after other children try to kill him* - Wow issac is annoying when he screams - I s2g the only thing the teeny boy ever says is "come on" or "follow me" - The hell is under the ground right now - Wallace and Gromit flashbacks with the wererabbit - The hell - What - What - Stop - What - Sfx - I'm so lost - What is happening - Stop - What'a going on - *talks religious sends into crazed children* - *somehow* - Maliki is stubborn as hell - *repeatedly slaps Maliki to chill him out* - WOAH ISSAC IS BACK FFOM THE DEAD - WHAT - STOP WHAT JS HAPPENING - HE HAS DEVL HORNS - "HE WANTS YOU TOO MALIKI" - DRAMATIC LIGHTNING - CRYING CHILDREN - WHATS GOING /ON/ RIGHT NOW - HELP??? - HECK - THIS IS THE MOST CONFUSING MOVIE - DRAMA - Apparently the corn field is evil????? - The corn is like arms? - What!? - Whwhejdj??? - They're trying to burn the field - *lady tears child's jacket to make a Molotov* - Rest in peace, chest hair. Rest in peace. - Corn arms just want a hug - "CRAAAANK IIIIT" - Seriously what's with this CGI - They're covered in gasoline - Oh now there's gasoline everywhere - This is going so well - Woah look more CGI - *CHILD SPRINTS AT FIRE* - hey look fire - *explosion* - *corn fire* - Rip Toby (tiny child) and hairy chest - Oh they're fine - *monster explodes* - Bye - *more explosion* - Bye Me: *takes picture*
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- *intense CGI fire* - Bye - This went well - Hey look corn car - Where's the other kids go - They're walking 19 miles because that won't take forever at all - *PDA couple kisses in front of kids* - Aw adoption - Awwwww - OH SHIT THE GIRL IS BACK - LIFE FROM THE CORN CAR - and she passed out that's fine - he hit her with a car door - this is fine - Alright bye girlie - Wait no don't leave her alive - She's gonna wake up - She's gonna start everything back up - No stop - No - Stop rolling the credits - Stop - Oh fucks sake
.:Final thoughts:. • What the fuck • What the /fuck/ •I mean it was good •Work on bloody bloody effects •It was v v red blood •Um what the CGI •Apparently it was a religious movie???? •Heck
