I Drank The Poison and I Passed The Fuck Out.

Kissing In Cars

I was sitting on my bunk minding my own business when I heard the scream. It was coming from the bathroom and it sounded like Sarah. I jumped up and ran to the locked door, yelling for my fiancé to let me in. She immediately opened the door, pulled me inside, and slammed it shut, making sure to lock it behind me.

"Slow down there, love! What happened!?" I almost bawled. The small brunette had something in her hand and was nearly sobbing. I couldn’t tell if she was upset or just very excited about something. She was also jumping up and down and squealing loudly; obviously it was the latter.

"OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!!!!!!" She cried shrilly.

There was a bang on the door. "Is everything okay in there lovebirds?" I heard Jaime ask, somehow making himself heard over Sarah’s screeching.

"Not sure yet!" I yelled back. I then held tightly onto the tiny girl, stopping her from rocking the bus with her frantic bouncing. "Breathe babe! I wanna know what’s got you so hysterical."

Slowly, she managed to calm down enough to get the words, "We’re pregnant" out.

The world went black.

"Mikey…." I head the soft voice calling out to me, but didn’t respond, choosing instead to roll over and go back to sleep. I frowned. My bed felt harder than usual. It was odd.

A hand shook me. "Mikey baby, wake up!" It was Sarah. I mumbled at her, asking for five more minutes in bed, but she continued shaking me.

I shifted again, trying to brush her hand away. My shoulder ached from the hard mattress underneath me. I furrowed my eyebrows. My mattress was never this stiff! Groaning I opened my eyes and blinked up at my fiancé in confusion.

"This isn’t our bunk…" I muttered loud enough for her to hear.

She just laughed.

"What happed babe?" I continued in my confusion.

"You passed out a few minutes ago. I didn’t want to move you in case you had hurt your back. How does it feel?" As she was talking, she re-wet the cold rag that had been on my forehead and wiped my face with it. The icy water felt amazing on my flushed skin.

"I’m fine, just a bit sore from where I hit the floor."

I sat up slowly before standing and walking out of the now open bathroom door. I made my way to the couch.

"Congrats Whiskey hands! I knew we’d be getting the good news soon!" Jaime quipped, patting me on the back when I sat next to him.

"What news?" I asked.

Before Jaime could give me an answer, Vic, Michelle, and Tony and rushed in, also shouting words of congratulations. I whipped my head back and forth wildly, begging for someone to explain why I needed to be congratulated.

"You sly dog you!" Tony winked knowingly. "Pretending to be all humble. We know you’re proud of the accomplishment, so fess up: when did it happen? And don’t you dare leave out all the juicy details!" He grinned lewdly at me.

"Jokes on you guys." Michelle said grinning.

Everyone looked confused.

"Now you have to deal with BOTH of us bitches!"

Finally, I couldn’t take it anymore. "Would someone please tell me what the hell I did and why you’re all making such a big deal about it!?!?" I nearly screamed.

Sarah curled up next to me. "Don’t you remember me telling you babe? It is why you passed out after all!"

I shook my head.