I Drank The Poison and I Passed The Fuck Out.

You're My Favorite Explosion.

Marisa.

I was reading on the couch at Sarah's when Mike called her.

She squealed, making me and Luna, who'd been sleeping on the couch beside me jump.

"Sarah, are you okay?" I asked, calming Luna.

She ran in, jumping up and down, "Marisa.." She said breathlessly.

"What?" I asked.

"Michelle's pregnant!" She gushed.

I gasped, "Really?!" I asked.

She nodded, looking like broken bobblehead.

I squealed too, which absolutely pissed Luna off.

"Aww!" I said.

I called Tony.

"Hello?"

"Congratulations daddy!" I said.

He laughed, "Thank you, when did you hear?" He asked.

"Just now. Mike called Sarah, who freaked out and told me." I said.

"We're pretty stoked about it too." He said.

"I bet you are. Where's Michelle?" I asked.

"Sitting beside me. She's talking to Sarah." He said.

I laughed, "Well mom's going to be thrilled." I said.

"I know." He said.

Vic.

I knew it wouldn't be too much longer before Michelle was pregnant again.

There was nothing she loved more, except for maybe her kids, than being bent over and taken from behind, hard, fast, and unprotected.

The porn business was really ideal for her.

But I was happy for them.

"We'll call her Minnie." Michelle said.

"Or Mikey. And if it's a boy, we'll call him Zay." I said.

"So what are you thinking on names?" I asked, curious.

"Well, it's between Minerva or Micah for a girl, and Isaiah Christian for a boy.

"Although I think we both like Micah better for a girl." Michelle commented.

"Micah Anne." I said.

"Awesome names, both of them." I said.

Michelle.

Tour ended, and we all went home.

Marisa was six months pregnant now, and I learned that I was nine weeks pregnant.

But here's the shocker.

I'm having TWINS.

Tony was beside himself, he was so excited.

"I hate you for this." I told him.

He laughed, "No you don't." He said.

I sighed, "No, I don't yet, but I will in a few months." I said.

"Hey, cheer up, Jenna Jameson had twins, and she still looks hot and does porn." Jaime teased.

I glared at him, "Bite me." I said.

He laughed, "Sorry, you're not exactly my flavor." He said.

I grimaced and rolled my eyes.

Sarah couldn't wait for the twins to be here, she said she'd help me any way she could.