This is probably gonna be horrible but you never know. Maybe it will be really good. Just to let you know, I was not on drugs while writing any of these oneshots...
Pete-
It's currently like 9 in the morning and I'm having to just sit here through class and watch my little Pattycakes be sad. He just seems upset today and it's killing me. I need to make him happy, I need make him smile.
I guess it's a good thing that I watch 'way too much jacksfilms to be considered healthy'. I know exactly what I'm gonna do to make my little angel happy again. Just gotta wait for the stupid bell to ring.
About 10 minutes later the bell rang and I jumped up and rushed to Patrick's side, ready to put my plan into action. A smile spreads across my face as I run what I'm about to say through my mind.
"Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass." Patrick turned his head and looked at me, a slight blush covering his cheeks.
"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?" I heard the little cutie let out a giggle, making my smile widen.
"What are you doing Pete?"
"What do you think I'm doing? I'm cheering up my little Pattycakes." I press my lips to his cheek, making him blush harder than he already was.
"I was feeling a little off today but you definitely turned me on." A slight chuckle fell from my lips after I said that one. I love pickup lines.
Patrick smacked my shoulder and attempted to run away from me. Only leading me to chase after him and continue telling him more. "You look so familiar... didn't we have a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry."
We walked to the door of Patrick's next class and I wrapped him in a hug and gave him a short kiss before leaving to go to my next class. I have to wait until lunch to see Patrick again. I don't want to wait that long. *sigh* I guess I can gather more pickup lines. It's not like my next teacher even cares what we do. I'm not even sure how Mr. Santagato got this job.
~skip to lunch~
I pretty much bolt from class after the bell rings. I have never prepared this hard for anything. Is that a bad thing? Oh well. I hurry to the cafeteria and get ready to keep up my brilliant plan.
After grabbing my lunch, I rush to go sit next to Patrick. "When I first saw you I looked for a signature, cause every masterpiece has one."
Patrick's blushing again. "Why are you telling him pickup lines if you guys are already dating?" I send a glare towards Brendon and get ready to roast his ass.
"Violets are blue, roses are red. You really need to reduce your forehead." He looks like I just wounded his pride. While others at the table laugh at him, he turns and presses his face into Dallon's chest. It's actually really adorable.
Anyways, gotta keep Patrick happy. "Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite...you have a pretty nice ass too."
"Really, Pete? That was really sweet but then you had to go and ruin it. Smh."
"Did you really just say 'smh', Patrick?"
*nervous laughter*"Moving on."
"Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless."
"Why don't you say this stuff to me, Josh?"
".........No pickup line could ever describe my love for you." His slick comeback is met with a kiss from Tyler.
"Can you guys please stop trying to make me look bad?"
Andy wrapped his arm around Joe, "It's okay, baby. I don't need some cheesy pickup line or anything to know that you love me. The sex is enough."
Brendon almost immediately chokes on his drink when Andy says that. "Up top, babe." Joe and Andy proceed to high five. Brendon just grumbles about how much he hates us, Dallon still holding him close.
"If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath."
"Awwww, that one was actually beautiful. I cri evrytiem."
"Hey, Josh. Did you fall from heaven? Cause so did Satan."
"That was just rude, Pete. Don't talk to my boyfriend like that."
"Why didn't you say something when Pete was being mean to me, Dal?"
"Pete, stop causing trouble."
"It's not my fault." That earns me a bitchface from pretty much everyone at the table, except for Patrick. He loves me too much to do that. Not really, he was the first one to give me a bitchface.
"My lips are like Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?" I lean forward and press a sweet kiss to Patrick's lips, making him smile once again.
"That's kinda hard since both of you are gay as fuck and are probably made of the rainbow at this point. That reminds me, I got a huge bag of Skittles yesterday and I'm gonna eat that whole bag when I get home."
"Brendon, you know I'm not going to let you do that. Last time you ended up really hyper and then threw up."
"Babe, you can eat them with me."
"Fine, but don't be surprised if I cut you off." Brendon just mumbles out an 'okay'.
It's not long before it's time to go back to class and we're all complaining. We agree to meet at Brendon's house tonight, seeing as it's a Friday. I walk Patrick to class, dropping him off with a kiss and a 'See you later, beautiful'.
It doesn't take long before the day is over and Patrick and I are headed to Brendon's. We walk in and are met with a horrifying scene in front of us. Brendon and Dallon are making out on the couch...without shirts or fucking pants on.
"You said that we'd never walk in on you guys again! What the fuck, Bren?! Hehehe, that rhymed." They jumped at my words and hurried to get their clothes back on.
"It wasn't what it looked like."
"Brendon, it's pretty obvious what we were doing. How could it not be what it looks like?"
This is what I call 3 cups of coffee, a love for pickup lines, and pure boredom. Hope you guys enjoyed! I shall see you the next time I decide to stop being lazy.
