Sam-
I'm getting tired of this shit. Every single time Dean and Cas are in the same room they are having intense eye sex. It's really adorable but it makes me so uncomfortable. I just want them to admit their feelings for each other. If Gabriel and I can admit it, so can they. I am tired of waiting.
"Gabriel, get your ass down here right now." I almost immediately felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around to see Gabriel standing there with a smile on his face.
"Yeah, Samsquatch?" I can't help but smile at his nickname for me.
"Cas and Dean need to fuck already."
"You act like I don't know that." I immediately glared at him and slapped his arm.
"Find some chill, Sammy. I was just playing around."
"We need a plan or something because there's no way I'm gonna be stuck in a room with them and all the sexual tension again. It's slowly killing me."
"I thought you already died a couple of times...heheh."
"You know what, Gabriel? Go away. I can figure something out on my own. I don't need all of your negativity." With that I turned and walked back into my room. Ok, I strutted off back into my room like the queen I am.
Dean-
I'm so bored. There is literally nothing to do around here. Sam decided that we should take a break from cases for a while and I agreed. We haven't taken a break in forever and it's nice. The only thing wrong is that I need something to do. I know what you can do. Cas.
Shut it, brain! I do not approve of what you are thinking. I don't care how good of an idea it is. That is not appropriate. You know that Cas is our innocent angel. I doubt he would even allow it to happen so just stop thinking about it.
I don't think it's natural to be talking to yourself like this. I guess you could say it's supernatural. Heheheheheh. I need a life. I need to do something. I must find Cas.
Almost as soon as my search for Cas started it ended. I found him in the living room. Trying to play Twister by himself again. It's actually a pretty funny sight. I have to hold back the laughter so I don't offend the new human.
"Hey, Cas. Want me to play with you?" His head snapped up at the sound of my voice.
"Hello, Dean! Sure. I can start over."
It doesn't even take 5 minutes before we're twisted and my hand is very close to Cas's crotch and his leg is pressed against mine. The room in my pants keeps decreasing as the leg movements continue. It's as if he knows exactly what he's doing to me. That adorable son of a bitch.
I immediately topple over when Sam comes into the room. There was no need for him to see what we were doing. I refuse to let him get any more ideas.
"Dean! Cas! Can you come with me? I found this room and I really want to show you guys." He had such a hopeful look in his eyes. I can never say no to those puppy dog eyes. Dammit, Sammy.
"Yeah, come on, Cas."
We both stood up and followed Sam. It wasn't a very long walk, I don't know how we could've overlooked this room. Sam opens the door and all we see is darkness.
"You guys can go ahead in. I'll turn on the lights behind us." Cas was the first to enter, me right behind him.
I honestly am so confused as to what happens next. I hear two loud bangs and then the lights flicker on. One of the bangs was the door closing but the other was Cas running into a wall. I have to admit, I laughed a little at that but covered it up and ran over to make sure Cas was ok.
"You guys are going to stay in there until you guys admit your feelings and have gay sex! I'm out! Gotta hang with the bae!" Then I hear Sam lock the door and trot off.
"Cas, do you have any idea what that moose was talking about?"
"No, Dean. I'm just as clueless as you are." I gave him a look as if saying 'are you sure?'.
"Dean, I wouldn't lie to you." Aww. Such a cutie.
We wait for about 5 minutes until we realize, Sam wasn't kidding. That son of a bitch wasn't letting us out until we do what he requested. Sigh.
"Umm, Cas?" Might as well take a chance.(let your body get a tolerance)
"Yes, Dean?" Here we go. I can do this. I'm Dean Winchester. Not Dean Losechester. Here goes nothing.
"I love you."
"I love you too, Dean."
"I mean that I'm in love with you."
"I know. I'm in love with you too."
"...Why didn't we do this earlier?"
"Because you were too busy being in denial."
"Wow. Sassy Cassie."
"Now can we please just kiss so we can get out of here?"
"Oh. Of course."
I move my hand up to cup the side of his face. I start to lean in just as Cas does. Soon enough our lips meet and it feels amazing. His lips are soft but slightly chapped, fitting perfectly to my own lips. We move our lips in perfect sync, everything around us seems to disappear. The only thing that matters is Cas.
Sam-
I trot away from the door and start cackling evilly. I run into to my computer and watch the feed from the camera I set up in that closet. I see Dean and Cas just standing around and making small talk. It's not too long before Gabriel comes to join me and the good part starts.
I start squealing whenever they kiss. Gabriel trying to calm me down. I grab the roll of duct tape and start running back to the closet. I quietly unlock the door and see that they're still kissing. I hold back my squeal and quickly start wrapping the tape around their faces. I hear their groans of annoyance and run away.
Gabriel high fives me and pecks me on the lips. "Good job, babe. I wouldn't have been able to pull that off. Best idea ever. Now I know who to come to for future pranks."
It's not long before I hear yells of "Sammy, you son of a bitch. How dare you do that? Who do you think you are?"
"I'm Sam fucking Winchester and I can do whatever I want! Fight me! You guys still haven't had gay sex so you better get on it!"
This is unedited. Sorry for any errors. I'm going to sleep now. It's 4am. Kill me.
