This game is fucking killing me. I'm just trying to catch these fucking Pokémon and not deal with the shitty servers. I decided that I was going to go out to some local Pokéstops just like every other day. I pull up to the gas station and sit there for a while seein if I can get anything. I end up walking down the road, stopping when I reach a Pokéstop. I sit down and put up a lure.
It's not long before I'm catching a lot. That is until a Pikachu comes in and makes me lose my mind. The motherfucker keeps breaking out. "Stop breaking out! I will get you!" It's then that I run out of balls and it runs off. "FucK THIS GAME! I ALWAYS RUN OUT RIGHT WHEN I'M GONNA GET SOMETHING GOOD! OH MY FUCK! KILL YOURSELF, GAME!" I let out a long sigh and stared off into the distance, only to be interrupted by a laugh from behind me.
I turn around to find that there's a very cute boy behind me. He's taller than me, has pretty red hair, pale skin, and a smile that is causing me physical pain. I smile at him and open my mouth to try and talk to this beauty. "Hi, are you laughing at me?"
He immediately sobers up, a small smile still adorning his face. "Sorry, you were just a bit loud...I didn't mean to be rude, it was just a bit funny." He lets out an adorable little giggle that makes my smile widen.
"It's ok. This game is just piSSING ME OFF!"
"I feel. That's why I'm taking a break from that bitch of a game. I kinda wanna play it again but I probably shouldn't."
"I should probably stop as well but I probably won't. I already know it's probably gonna really piss me off one day and I will fight a hoe." He giggles again.
"Well, if you have time to spare away from the game, you can Pokémon Go out with me?"
At this point it feels like I'm gonna die. I can feel heat creeping up my neck and I try to calm myself down. He's just so adorable and I don't know how to feel. "Of course! I-I mean, sure."
"Great! I'm Gerard by the way. Can I put my number into your phone?"
"I'm Frank. Here." He hands over his phone when I hand him mine. It's not too long before we both have our phones back and we're now walking down the street and talking.
"Um, when were you wanting to go out?" I ask timidly.
"We can go now if you want to. I'm not that creative so I'm not sure where we could go."
"That's ok. I know of a small coffee shop that has some bomb ass coffee. I hit that place up every week."
He gives me a shy smile before nodding in approval. I grab his hand and lead him to the small shop just around the corner. The alluring scent of coffee immediately hits my nose and I sigh, happiness flooding through me. If this place were to ever shut down I would probably cry.
(I'm literally about to fall asleep, this coffee is not helping me to stay awake. Halp. Beware, shit writing is probably ahead)
I hear someone call my name and look up to see the owner, Patrick, smiling at me. "Hey, Patrick! How's everything? How's Pete?"
"Everything has been pretty great. Pete's good, he's actually out shopping for the kids. Enough about me, who's this?" He gestured towards Gerard.
"Oh! Patrick, this is Gerard. Gerard, this is Patrick." Gee hold out his hand to shake hands but Patrick pulls him in for a hug. They soon pull away, both smiling.
"The usual, Frank? What would you like Gerard?" We both order and I pay for us. I lead Gerard to a small booth in the corner. We sit down and get started on our drinks.
We are soon enthralled in a discussion about all of our favorite things as well as our dislikes and such. I discover that he's 19 as well and that he loves to draw and sing. We both have a strong passion for music. This makes a small smile creep onto my face. He's such a cutie.
(Update. I'm on my second cup of coffee and now have my hood up and glasses off. I don't even know anymore. Never mind, glasses are back on because life. My sister also just scared the shit out of me)
It wasn't too long before we both had finished our drinks and I invited him over to my house. Not for anything sexual, you pervs. I showed him around my small apartment. We eventually settled down on the couch with some popcorn and Boys. (Boys is a really good movie tbh)
As the movie goes on, Gerard and I keep inching closer to each other. He eventually just lays his head on my shoulder. I'm soon smiling like some lovesick puppy. I can't get over how adorable this man is. I press a small kiss to his forehead, leaning my head on top of his. Everything is nice and simply perfect.
(Ok, this is how the following characters act irl so don't get upset about it. Thanks, bros)
Until we start to hear my neighbors. "George, if you tease me one more time! I will fight you, fucking Jap!" I immediately recognized the voice to be Ian's.
"I can do what I damn well please, cunt!" That was definitely George's voice. We then heard a bang. Oh. Please don't tell me that they're gonna fuck again. Not when I have a guest over.
"Give me a sec, Gee." He smiles as I stand up and march over to the neighbors' door. I keep knocking until the door is opened. Before me stands George and Ian. Both of them are disheveled messes. Their hair is screwed up as well as their clothes.
"Dammit, guys. I'm trying to have a date over here. I don't want him to hear you guys fucking through the wall."
Ian blushes while Joji wears a smirk. "Ok, b0ss. Just let us know when he's gone. Or we'll quiet things down..." He kisses Ian's cheeks and closes the door.
I sigh and head back to my apartment. Please tell me they're gonna 'quiet things down' for real. Last time they said that I could still hEAR THEM! When I sit back down with Gerard everything is fine again. Until those fucking cunts are moaning again.
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Yo, it's your sucky author back again. For once. Sorry that I haven't updated. School has started back and I've just been stressed. I've also been working on this. Hope it doesn't suck.Ian and George are above...kissing.
