So I guess Cae is driving us to Saks right now. While I wait for her slow ass to get there (she’s the slowest driver I’ve ever seen- a turtle could probably outwalk our vehicle at the moment), I’m going to make a shitton of lists. Yay.
Things That Are Awesome:
1) Guys. Hot ones, to be specific.
2) Ice cream. Preferably in sundae form.
3) Dancing babies (hard to find but totally worth it)
4) Cae (when she’s not being an asshole or overly British)
5) Dumb jokes.
6) Bouncy balls.
7) Indie rock music
Music That is Awesome:
1) Arcade Fire
2) Interpol
3) Japandroids
4) The Decemberists
5) MGMT
6) The Strokes (so much love)
7) Neutral Milk Hotel
8) Modest Mouse
9) Vampire Weekend
10) Radiohead
11) Beck
12) The White Stripes
13) Gorillaz
People That Are Awesome:
1) Cae (again- when she’s not being an asshole or overly British)
2) Pam from The Office
3) Jim from The Office
4) Pretty much anyone from The Office (American and/or British version)
5) Jack White
6) Beck
7) Arnold Schwarzenegger (holy shit that was a pain in the ass to write)
8) Jackie Chan
9) Chuck Norris
10) Godzilla (totally counts as a person)
Things I Don’t Want to Do Today:
1) Vomit
2) Get punched
3) Get hit by a car
4) Get set on fire
5) Get mugged
6) Get confused with Cae’s British bullshit
7) Listen to Cae bitch and moan about how she hates soup (sorry, “thinking about eating soup,”) or about how I cough too much or run the fan too high
8) GO TO FUCKING SAKS FIFTH AVENUE
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Caligula and Caesar's American Adventure
Teen FictionJoin Cali and Cae as they explore the vast expanse of the Americas, and the lovely platonic-yet-slightly-lesbianic relationship they have with one another. Bands, books, ice cream, and confusing British terminology are all conversations on the table...
