Things I want to eat:
Wotsits
Pringles
Marmite
Kinder Eggs
Cadburys
Heinz Beans
A GOOD cup of tea
Things Cali won’t let me eat:
ALL OF THOSE. Come on, what’s a British girl gonna eat around here?
Things I say to piss Cali off:
Wanker
Tosser
Bugger
Bastard
Anything that I pronounce with a long “a” à grass. bath. class. pass. craft.
Jolly
Spiffing
Whatnot
Tallyho
Good God I swear nobody even says that
Loo
Arse
Barmy (which she fucking is)
Fag (I mean cigarette, you knob!)
Things I hate:
When Cali takes the piss out of my accent
When Cali doesn’t take the piss out of my accent
Being hungover
Fucking fast drivers
Pissing in public loos
Selfish pavement wankers (let me walk past, goddamnit!)
Not speaking to Cali for a day
When Cali doesn’t get my jokes
When I don’t get Cali
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Caligula and Caesar's American Adventure
Teen FictionJoin Cali and Cae as they explore the vast expanse of the Americas, and the lovely platonic-yet-slightly-lesbianic relationship they have with one another. Bands, books, ice cream, and confusing British terminology are all conversations on the table...
