Caligula and Caesar's American Adventure

Spilling the Beans (Cae)

Cae’s Firsts and Lasts

Kiss: Ok, kind of embarrassing – they’re the same story. One kiss Cae, that’s me. So, I was at my mate’s house for a party and she was absolutely slashed on cheeky vimto, and got paranoid that I didn’t want to be her friend anymore. I mean, she was in floods. Somehow, defying gravity, her mascara ended up on her forehead. How? I’ll never know, but she kissed me. It wasn’t nice or fun, just a bit … weird. And then she asked me if I was a lesbian, after trying to snog my face off.

Album: This one’s easy. My first, Britney Spears. I was young, ok? And totally psyched to buy something off eBay. Come on – getting stuff in the post? Best thing ever. The last one was the new OneRepublic one, no regrets.

Drink: First time I drank, I was probably eleven – champagne at Christmas. It doesn’t count. The last time was … the minute before I got on the plane. I don’t like flying so Mum brought “snacks” to the airport and we got quietly tipsy in the waiting area. I have a feeling Cali has alcohol in the back somewhere. I hope she does. I need a drink, especially with the way she drives.

Spliff: I’m not sure if this is safe to admit. Is it? I first smoked a joint when I was fifteen, with Mum in the garden. She was off her head and offered it to me so I said yeah. The last one was the night before I got on the plane. We shared one on the balcony. I wonder if Cali has any?