I'm Overwhelmed (Cae)

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I made a list of all the breathtaking places Cali and I have to choose from in Vermont. I mean, seriously, the options are just overwhelming. Really, once in a lifetime things, these are.

- a big lake

- a nice variety of mountains

- a few museums

- a choice of approximately ten ski slopes

- around five state parks

- that. is. it.

so, i think we’re gonna go.

oh, shit. We forgot about Rhode Island. Fuck it. There’s nothing there, anyway. It’s, like, ten miles long. Off to Pennsylvania we go, through the other bit of New York. I never realised how fucking huge it is. I honestly thought it was, like, New York City plus a few other bits. No. It’s, like, enormous. It fucking touches Canada! Insane, man, insane.

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