Bey POV
CTG: Ok so for those of you that haven't heard-
Angie: I don't know how you wouldn't have!
CTG: But anyway, this is what happened last night... So, last night, Rihanna... the singer... posted a picture on her Instagram of Beyoncé kissin' a female someone on the lips with the caption "Te Amo"..
Angie: It was HER! Beyoncé was kissin' Rihanna! Why would she post a picture on her Instagram of someone else kissin' Beyoncé?
CTG: Aye, I'm all for it! That's like every guy's fantasy! But the identity of the other person hasn't been confirmed.
Angie: I know Rihanna's lips. Those are hers! On top of that, that other unidentified person just happened to be wearing the exact same shade of lipstick Rihanna just-so-happened to be wearing later on the same night?? I don't buy it.
CTG: Oh yeah, y'all... So, on top of all that, a few hours after that was posted, Rihanna was spotted leavin' a club with Katy Perry and Keri Hilson. And from what we can see, she is reallly familiar with Ms. Keri. Now-
Angie: If that was Rih in the photo and her and Beyoncé are together, why she even associatin' wit' the enemy? We all know Beysus hates Keri!
CTG: All I really wanna know is if Jay is in on this. Like, is this some type of polygamous stuff? He 'bout to have two wives?
Angie: Stop! I don't see Beyoncé bein' down wit' all dat!
CTG: I'm not even surprised about the whole girl on girl thing.
Angie: Lemme guess... because she's a feminist?
CTG: YES!
Angie: *laughs* You are just a piece of work, yo. Not all feminists are lesbians!
I cut the radio off on the back porch as I took another pull from my joint. I woke up this morning to the kids asking for Deda. Robyn still wasn't here. I'd seen the pictures of her leaving some raggedy ass club with Katy and Keri last night and packed up most of mine and Blue's things before I finally went to bed. It took me forever to get to sleep and when I finally did, I got three hours in before Nicki blew my phone up letting me know she was downstairs and hungry.
Nicki: Yo, pass dat.
I handed her the joint and moved to stand up.
Nicki: Where you goin'?
Bey: Robyn's here.
Nicki: *confused* How do you always do dat? I ain't hear nothin' but nature the whole time we been out here.
Bey: When you have kids and a sneaky fianceé, you'll develop the same superpower.
Nicki: Babe, you sure about dis?
Bey: Yes. This needs to happen.
I walked into the living room to see Robyn laying on the couch with both kids on either side of her chest watching tv. Her eyes were low like she was a minute away from passing out.
I walked over and picked them both up, sending them with the maid to get cleaned up upstairs. When I turned back around, Robyn was completely out.
Bey: NOOOOOOPE! Wake up, wake up, wake the Hell UP!
She slowly opened her eyes and sat up a little.
Rih: *groggy* Yo, whatchu waan? Where my babies?
Bey: None of yo' damn business! Get up!
She groaned and fell back into the couch, closing her eyes.
Rih: Too early.
Bey: It's damn near one pm, Ass!
Rih: Fine. What?
Bey: Ok number one, why the fuck you post dat picture last night wit'out my consent?!
Rih: ..Wha' picture, 'Yoncé?
Bey: Are you fuckin' kiddin' me?! The picture you posted of US on yo' Instagram last night!
Rih: ..Dat wasn' a dream?
Bey: What the fuck, Robyn! NO! Do you not respect me enough to come talk to me first?! And den on top of dat, the same night, paps catch you out wit' dat-dat BITCH, and you awlll ova her and shit just because you think you can!
Rih: I wasn-
She paused and sat all the way up abruptly and speedwalked into one of the downstairs bathrooms, throwing up violently in the toilet.
Bey: AND DENNNN, for strike muthafuckin' three, after ALL of that, yo' ass ain't even have the DECENCY to bring yo' dumbass home to yo' so-called fianceé?! Where were you, huh? You went to her crib last night for a night cap, huh? You fuck ha', Rih? Was it good, Baby? Was it worth it?!
