Dan And Phil Preferences

Pillow Talk

Dan:

"Hey, Dan?
"Hmmm?"
"Are we going to participate in the whole Valentine's Day thing?"
"... I don't know. I haven't thought about it."
"Okay."
"Have you?"
"A bit. I kinda think Valentine's Day is just a Hallmark holiday, but... I don't know, I like chocolate."
"I'll buy you chocolate... maybe I'll buy you dinner too."
"Really?"
"Whatever you want, love."
"..."
"..."
"Dan?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm buying you chapstick for Valentine's Day."
"I fucking hate you."

Phil:

"Psst."
"..."
"Y/N?"
"I'm sleeping, Phil."
"No, you're not."
"Fair enough."
"I have to tell you something."
"Can it wait till morning?"
"It is morning! Your head is under the covers."
"Fine...what is it?"
"Happy Valentine's Day."
"Happy Valentine's Day back, but... really? It's early."
"Also, I love you."
"I love you too..."
"Also, I got us a spa day. It starts in two hours."
"What, really?"
"Just you and me, for hours on end."
"Sounds perfect."