Common Enemies- DISCONTINUED

Bonus: Lyna on Elm Street

Hello everyone. I'm going to start doing these little funny non-cannon chapter. Hope you enjoy!

This is a parody of the famous horror franchise, Nightmare on Elm Street.

Third person POV.

After a long day of beating hero asses, Lyna fell into a deep coma-like sleep. The next thing she knew, she was walking down this long dark hallways. At the end of the hallway was a room lit up with blue lights. In the middle of the room was a small, round dinner table. And behind it, sat Rae. The attractive Asian boy smiled at Lyna from across the room.

"Oh hell nah... I know this is a nightmare." Lyna said them turned around and walked away.

As she walked down the dark hallway, it slowly started to transform into the hallway of her old high school.

"Hm. Haven't seen this place in a while." She said as she walked down the empty hall, gently touching the lockers as she strutted down the wide corridor.

Suddenly a disgusting man with burned skin appeared at the end of the hall. He wore a red and black stripped shirt with black pants and shoes and a matching black hat. On his hands were gloves with blades attached to the fingers acted as long finger nails as he gently wiggled his fingers in order to wave at Lyna. The blades made a deadly sharp sound as the rubbed against each other.

Lyna threw her hand on her hip.

"May I help you?" She asked.

"A little birdie told me you were claustrophobic." He said as the walls began to close in on Lyna.

Freddy let out a nasty scratchy laugh as the walls were inches from Lyna's skin.

"Since you can talk to birds, tell them that they forgot to tell you I can walk through walls." She said as she phased through the wall to her left and entered a classroom.

The room looked like a normal class. Desks lined in rows in front of a chalkboard. She was about to walk out of the room when three desks stacked in front of the door. The chalk from the chalkboard levitated and began to write.

Welcome to my world
Bitch!

It spelled as his voice echoed through the building.

"I don't know who you think you are, but I'm not afraid of you." Lyna said with her arms crossed. Then she heard a voice come from behind her.

"Then why is your heart beating-" Freddy was interrupted when Lyna turned around and smacked him in the face.

"My heart is beating because... You know... That's what hearts do. They pump blood and stuff. Come on Freddy, you're in a school for god's sake."

"Ouch! You bitch!" He screamed.

He stabbed his claws into the ground and a gaping hole opened up and swallowed the two. Lyna fell onto an old rusted floor. She looked around and noticed pipes and steam all around her.

"Oh is this the place where you touched little kids?" Lyna taunted.

"No! This is where they burned me alive!" Freddy said as flames appeared around them.

Freddy began to walk closer to her, scraping his claws against the metal pipes beside him.

"One, Two, Freddy's coming for you." The sound of children began to sing.

"Yeah... He's coming very slowly." Lyna rolled her eyes. "Tick tock Freddy. I don't have all night."

Suddenly Freddy appeared behind Lyna in swirl of fire. Lyna elbowed him in the stomach, then grabbed his arm and flipped him over her.

"Predictable." Lyna taunted.

Freddy quickly teleported beside Lyna and slashed his claws at her face, just for her to duck under it and uppercut him in the chin. Freddy fell back and quickly hopped up. Lyna people pulled two large blades from behind her.

"Guess I'll get serious." She smirked.

"I don't understand! Why don't you fear me?!" Freddy shouted.

"Please... If you think your little burn marks are scary, you should see Stitches. That boy is ugly."

Freddy grunted and flung himself towards her. He swiped downward but Lyna stepped backwards and cut his hand off. His hand hit the ground, then propped itself on its fingers and began to crawl around her leg.

While Lyna tried to get the hand off of her, Freddy grew a new hand and began to slash at Lyna's chest. Lyna back flipped and kicked Freddy in the chin, then threw the hand off of her. She looked down at the cut on her breast.

"I'll kill you for that!" She fumed.

"Hehehe! Better watch your titties kiddie!" Freddy smirked as he grew a new hand.

Lyna dashed towards him, then swiftly ducked under his horizontal swipe and cut his thighs with her blades. Freddy grunted in pain as she them quickly cut a giant X into his chest as well.

"Oh! I'm bleeding! I'm bleeding! Someone help me!" Freddy screamed sarcastically.

Then suddenly streams of blood shot out of Freddy onto Lyna.

"Ewwwww!" Lyna yelled. "Why won't you die already!?"

"This is my world bitch! I can't be beat!" Freddy laughed.

"No... You came into my head... Talking about this is your world!? No... This is my world! BITCH!"

"Aw shit..." Freddy said as he eyes grew wide.

Lyna punched him in the face and knocked him. Over the railing of the platform they stood on. Freddy looked up at Lyna and started running. He ran behind pipes and around corners until he found a small, dark space to hide. Suddenly Lyna creeped from the shadows behind him and grabbed his shoulder.

"You know what Freddy? You're a pretty nice guy." Lyna smiled.

"What!?" Freddy yelled in confusion.

"Yeah... I think you deserve a date." Lyna smirked as the room changed into the room where Rae was."

"Here ya go!" Lyna said as she threw him into the chair across from Rae.

"What the fuck!? No! Get away from me!" Freddy yelled as Rae moved closer to him.

Freddy tried to move but he couldn't. The chair had secured his arms and legs to the seat. Rae grabbed the back of his head and began to make out with the disgusting looking man. Rae then threw the table out of the way and knocked over the chair Freddy was in and climbed on him and continued to kiss him.

"You two enjoy... For eternity." Lyna smiled and strutted out.

At that moment, Lyna woke up with a smile on her face. "What a refreshing nap." She said as she got out of bed.

She looked down and noticed a gash on her breast.

"Oh shit.... Tolen! Can you stitch me up!"

End

Hope you guys enjoyed and remember, This is not cannon so try not to take it too seriously. Anywho if you're not familiar with the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise, As soon as Freddy's victim realizes that it's their dream and they can do what they want he loses all his powers. That's how everything changed so quickly. But yeah Vote and comment if you like and I'll be posting the next cannon chapter very soon. ❤️