Little Stories

Stewie & Brian

Stewie:" Brian, do you know where the peanut butter is?"

Brian:"Stewie,why?"

Stewie:"Look all I'm going to say is that it has to do with Peter, that fatty."

Brian:"Well if it has to do with Peter, I'm in!"

Stewie:"Then I'll have to tell you what the plan is. I'm going to use peanut butter to attract Peter into my room and try to get him on a trampoline I placed by my window. Then once he eats that damn peanut butter he'll get all pumped up like he did earlier today and start jumping. When he's jumping I'll take my metal baseball bat,swing it across his head,and out the window that fat ass goes."

Brian:"Alright,but how am I going to be of any help in the plan."

Stewie:"You are going to help me dispose of that fat body."

Brian:"But where, and it can't be in the trash because Meg found out last time when you roofied him so you could get all the girls at Quagmires Valentines Party.

Stewie:"No, I'm not doing the trash, I'm doing the basement."

Brian:"Ok,but if anyone finds out it'll be your fault."

Stewie:"If anyone finds out,I'll knock them out cold and put them in the basement with that fat tubular. So are you in!"

Brian:"No! It's all bull crud, why can't you just call in someone else?"

Stewie:"I could, but who?"

Brian:" Well who else hates Peter?"

Stewie:"Meg! Thank you Brian, but do you still know where the peanut butter is?"

Brian:"Let me just get it for you."

Stewie;"Thank you Brian!"

Brian: "Yeah Yeah."