Joe the Hillbilly

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"Hey lil' Savannah how'd u do today!"

"I'm a' right, but I'm still getting bad grades in Science."

"Why?"

"Cuz, I ain't studyin."

"Then study and don't let anything distract you,mmk!"

"Mmk Joe!"

~15 minutes later~

"WHAT, SAVANNAH DIED,WHO PULLED OFF THIS DAMN DEATH STUNT!"

" A group of gangsters;their address is 1738 W Dread Street."

" A' ready, I'm on my way!"

~10 min time ~

"Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo listen, that lil' girl we killed today, was wicked af!"

"Yeah dude,but when we checked her pockets, she didn't have no money or anything on her to sell! "

Joe breaks in with an assault rifle.

" Y' all get your dirty asses down before I shoot!"

"Ok,ok everyone, TAKE YO GUNS OUT TO!"

That man was shot and the rest easily kicked their guns over to Joe.

" That's right, you ghetto gangsters, stay the living fuck down!"

The gangsters stood down and Joe tied all of them up and put them in the back of his pick up truck. He drove to the police department and turned all the gangsters in for first degree murder. Joe went to Savannah's funeral a week later and payed his respects, yes he cried because he loved Savannah.

End Note
Sorry it was short,but thanks for reading.

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