Drug Dealer:
"Yo Elmoe, you got my weed and my black tar heroine, because if you don't you know how screwed you are!"
Elmoe:
"Yeah you complete messed up pimp, I got yo damn drugs; it took me seventeen days to get that crap from Mexico! Remember kids don't do drugs or you'll eventually die!"
Drug Dealer:
Ok you fuzzy red dibshit, here's the money I promised you. Now get yo ass outta here before I screw you over!
4 Days Later
Directer of Sesame Street:
"Ok Elmoe, you ready! And for gosh sakes, please dispose of the damn cigarette!"
Narrator: Elmoe is found to be drunk and guilty of having 2lbs of cocaine, 4 liters of alcohol, and 7lbs of weed. He got fired before found guilty of drug possession when he asked kids if they wanted to screw over Big Bird or the Cookie Monster. He went to prison for 4 years and when he got out he became a drug dealer for former prisoners. What a crack job!
End Note
Thanks for reading, I love you guys so much! If you leave a star I would be happy and you'd get to hang out with badass/ thug Elmoe for the day. (Satire)
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
Little Stories
RandomA book filled with series of diffrent genres that you'll enjoy when you're bored. A book that you may say wtf to for many chapters. Little Stories.
