Have you ever thought of Elmo and Barney sitting together eating cupcakes, but are also high on weed and soon start gagging expo markers down their throats. Sorry those were my thoughts, lets me try this again. Have you ever thought of Stewie from family guy hanging out with you.
" That's a better question dude!"
"You better shut the living frick up or you'll get the donkey shit up in your eyes like the Egyptians did."
"Ok ok geez, now I'm scared!"
"Oh you should be, because I get scary really quick."
"Alright I get it, continue!"
Ok so did the thought of you hanging out with Stewie come along great, good dude that's great. Now here's the thing I'm gonna move on to a different subject, mmk!
Read & Respond
I'm gonna ask you a series of questions, I'm gonna answer them first and you answer yours in the comments, sounds good. This is for fun too!
"Ok guys lights, camera, action... hello any of you pedophilic nerds up there."
"Yeah girl, but we doing cocaine with Dora's map."
"Guys, come on, lights and camera please, thank you! Oh and if you motherfuckers put drugs before your job again, you get donkey shit up in your eyes too, got it!"
"Got it!"
1. Some faggot comes by and thinks he's the shit, what would you try to do to steal the show?
2. A 10ft bill board falls on Kermit and Donald Duck while they were having a three way with Dora. Would you save them or laugh?
3. Miley Cyrus and Rhianna have a twerking contest up against the rapper Drake. Would you bribe them with a free dinner or watch that perverted Drake look at those two women in a weird way?
4. What band would you choose to ask play a concert in your city?
5. What's your favorite color(s)?
My Answers
1. I wouldn't try to do much, just a simple, " Hey faggot, shut the hell up!"
2. Laugh
3. My gosh, bribe them and even give them a therapy session on how to control the way they act and dance.
4. RED (Rock Band)
5. Yellow, purple, blue
A/N: Sorry I haven't posted in a while guys, school started yesterday for me. Please answer the questions or else I'm going to stop doing these stories.
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Little Stories
AcakA book filled with series of diffrent genres that you'll enjoy when you're bored. A book that you may say wtf to for many chapters. Little Stories.
