Not Stupid Homestuck Headcanons

D&D

Dave, Dirk, and John  started their own little D&D group. Dave is usually the DM, but he makes sure that he doesn't let Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff bleed into their adventures too much. Dirk eventually invited Jake, who decided that dual wielding mini crossbows was good enough. Once Rose and Roxy found out, they were offended that they weren't invited in the first place, and definitely joined in on the fun. They all appreciated the addition of two additional skilled witches. Since role playing lead to Terezi's blindness, she hasn't played more than once, because SOMEBODY (*cough**cough* Dave) made a villain that resembled how Vriska acts while RPing. Karkat has showed up once or twice to be his mock character who pretty much just yells at everyone about how stupid he thinks the game is. Jane has gone to a few, because "c'mon Janey, we need a healer,""yeah Jane,""yeah nana, whoops, Jane, it'll be fun!", but it isn't really her thing. Sadly Jade has been accused of using her space and first guardian powers to cheat so many times she's stopped going. Kanaya found a vampire class, and based her stats in a way that made her overpowered fairly quickly. She quit because she decided it was too oversimplified, but did go just to hang out every once in a while. They once tried to host one in a dream bubble, but that went bad pretty quickly when at least 12 Vriskas showed up and fought each other using loaded dice.