Not Stupid Homestuck Headcanons

Headcannon accents

Dave: usually talks with a regular newscaster American accent, but can switch to a heavy Texan accent out of nowhere to surprise people.
Dirk: Slight hint of Japanese in his accent, he watches a lot of anime
Roxy: Because she thinks Rose is French because of the name Lalonde, she made sure to always have a slight hint of French in her accent when she was younger(6yo Roxy wants mommy to be happy :) ), it stuck with her.
Jane: subtle southern accent (picked up from her mind being slightly altered by the Cendesce[had to add the disclaimer because she lives in Washington])
John: it has layers to it that change almost daily based on what movies he's been watching.
Jake: He has an English accent,
Jade: she was taught to speak by grandpa, so she shares Jake's English accent.
Rose: If you pay close enough attention you can tell she's from upstate New York

The trolls: uh, um, Troll? We don't know any Alternian or Beforan countries. All we can really tell is that Eridan has a highblood accent.