Ranked Best To Worst At Cooking
Best:
Jane
The Batterwitch
Meenah
The Delarosa
Dad
Nanasprite(she keeps putting pranks in her cakes Hoo Hoo Hoo)
Porrim
Aranea
Mindfang
Karkat (COOKING IS FUCKING SIMPLE IF YOU ACTUALLY PUT YOUR BULGE THUMPING MIND TO IT)
Kankri
The Disciple
Dirk(ironically of course)
Handmaiden
Dramara(she can make food look as great as it does in anime)
-15 Pretty good:
Tavros
Cronus
John
The Summoner
Psiionic
Redglare
Mom Lalonde
Roxy
Rose
Terezi(she is listed halfway because she can be an amazing cook and a terrible one within the same day. If you prevent her from throwing random objects she likes the taste of in the food, she can use her sensitive sense of taste to make some amazing delights. It's almost impossible to prevent her from dumping red dye in everything though.)
-25 meh
Kanaya
Sollux
Rufioh
Mituna
Dualscar
Eridan
Signless
Kurloz
Meulin
Nepeta
The Mayor
Jade
Dave
Bro
Horuss
-40 bad, just bad
Vriska
Poppop
Jake
Darkleer
Grand Highblood
Gamzee
Equius
Feferi
Aradia
Latula
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Not Stupid Homestuck Headcanons
FanfictionDon't you hate it when these kinds of things are like 90% things that contradict canon and/or character traits? This one should be mostly original Headcannons that have all been looked over for contradictions with canon. If you find an example where...
