John: We only really know what he's not...
Rose: Lesbian
Dave: Pansexual
Jade: Asexual but open to romance
Roxy: Bisexual
Dirk: Homosexual
Jake: Pansexual
Jane: Demisexual
The Mayor: Mayoral love for all of his people(jk, he might be one of the only straight characters)
Doc Scratch: ... Straight Pedo... Jk he's a cueball with a body, he has no such feelings
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Not Stupid Homestuck Headcanons
FanficDon't you hate it when these kinds of things are like 90% things that contradict canon and/or character traits? This one should be mostly original Headcannons that have all been looked over for contradictions with canon. If you find an example where...
