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Before He Cheats (Vanoss)

This song is Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood.

"(Y/n)?" I heard Evan call.

"Yeah?" I asked.

Evan walked down the stairs with some suitcases. "I'm about to head to Mini's to get ready for PAX." 

He said as he put his bags down at the door. I walked over to him and hugged him.

"I'm going to miss you." I said.

"I'll stay here if you want me to." Evan said.

I broke the hug and said, "No. You're already packed and I know that you want to see your friends and your fans. I'm not going to stop you."

"Are you sure?" He asked, looking me in the eyes.

"I'm sure." I said, smiling.

"Okay, babe." He said.

Evan grabbed his bags, kissed me, and went to his car. Once he had everything in the car, he started driving away. I waved goodbye until he was out of the driveway. I went back inside and sat on the couch.

Hours passed. I had nothing to do, so I decided to go to the mall.

Time skip

I walked around the mall and looked around. I saw a Game Stop and walked in. I looked at all the games. I saw a game that Evan had been talking about for a while. I picked the game up and took it over to the counter. I paid for the game and walked out of Game Stop. As I was walking, I saw a couple in a jewelry store, looking at necklaces.

"Happy three month anniversary." I heard the guy say.

His voice sounded like Evan's, but it's probably just because I miss him.

I continued to walk until I heard, "Oh, Evan. I love it."

I stopped dead in my tracks and looked back at the couple. There he was, Evan. He's been cheating on me for three months now, and I never knew. How could he? I felt sadness overtake me. No, (y/n). Don't cry over him. He's not worth it. Sadness left and anger took over. Evan Fong, you will regret this. I went back home and started to work on my plan.

The next day, my friend, (y/fn), called me, making me wake up.

"What do you want, (y/fn)? It's eight o'clock in the morning." I said while yawning.

"(Y/n), I need you to listen to me. You know that bar that you and I used to go to?" She asked.

"Yeah. What about it?" I asked.

"I was just there and I saw Evan kissing another girl." She said.

"Yeah, I know. He's cheating on me." I said while getting ready to leave.

"Girl, what are you going to do about it?" She asked.

"You'll hear all about it once I'm done." I said, hanging up the phone.

Now is a perfect time to put my plan into action. I grabbed my car keys, Evan's spare car keys, and a baseball bat. I got into my car and headed to the bar. Evan is going to regret cheating on me.

Play song now!!!

Right now, he's probably slow dancing
With a bleached blonde tramp
And she's probably getting frisky.
Right now, he's probably buying
Her some fruity little drink
Cause she can't shoot whiskey.
Right now, he's probably up behind her
With a pool stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo.

I pulled up at the bar and parked right beside Evan. I looked around to see if anyone was looking. After confirming that no one sober enough to know what was going on wasn't looking, I unlocked Evan's car and grabbed my bat.

And he don't know...
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats.
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I keyed his car all around. I opened his door, stabbed my key into his seat, and wrote my name in it. I took my bat and smashed it against his headlights. Glass shattered everywhere. I put my bat back in my car. I looked at what I had done, and I loved it. I smiled as I turned to walk into the bar.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
White trash version of Shania karaoke.
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
And he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky.
Right now, he's probably dabbing on three dollars worth
Of that bathroom Polo.
Oh, and he don't know, oh...

That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats.
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I walked into the bar and looked around for Evan and his side chick. I saw them kissing. I made my way towards them.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me.
No, not on me.

I walked over to Evan. He saw me and hurriedly pushed the girl off him.

"What do you think you're doing? I have a girlfriend." He said, trying to play it off.

"Nice try, Evan." I said while smirking.

He sighed and said, "I'm sorry, (y/n)."

"I'm sorry too." I said.

He looked at me confused.

"For what?" He asked.

I grabbed his spare keys and put them in his drink.

"You'll find out." I said as I walked away.

Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats.
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Oh, before he cheats.
Ohhhh.

I walked out of the bar with a smile on my face. I walked over to my car and enjoyed the work that I did to Evan's car. I started up my car and drove away with peace of mind. That was the most fun I've ever had with Evan.