YouTube Gamer One Shots

Google IRL (Markiplier)

Mark's POV

I smiled happily when I heard a knock at my door. I opened the door and saw a man with a small box.

"Mr. Fischbach?" He asked.

"That's me." I said.

He gave me a box and left. I closed the door and put the box on the ground. I knew what was in it. Ever since Mattias and I made Google IRL, Google decided to build one. And since I played Google, I'd be the first to get it. I opened the box and a girl popped out.

"Hello. I am Google." She said.

"I'm Markiplier, but you can call me Mark." I said.

"Shall I store your name as: Mark: in my hard drive?" She asked.

"Yes." I answered.

"Saving name as :Mark. Setting name complete. Hello, Mark." She greeted.

"Hello, Google." I greeted back.

"Do you wish for that to be my name?" Google asked.

"Uh, no?" I questioned.

"What would you like to name me?" She asked.

"How about (y/n)?" I asked.

"Do you wish to change my name to: (y/n)?" She said.

A hologram came from her chest. It repeated the question and had 'yes' and 'no' on it.

"Yes." I said as I pressed the yes button.

"Name setting changed. New name set as: (y/n)." (Y/n) said.

"So, (y/n), what can you do?" I asked.

"I can do anything I am commanded to do." She said.

"Are you anything like a human?" I asked.

"I can feel human emotions although it's hard for me to express them." She answered.

There was an awkward silence between us. I stared at her beautiful body.

"Awaiting your command." (Y/n) said.

"Oh... uh," I said, looking away from her. "I have some laundry that needs to be washed."

She walked away from me and towards the bathroom. She walked back into the living room with a pile of clothes in her hands. I looked up at her questioningly.

"Your shirt." She said.

I looked down at my shirt.

"Your clothes are dirty," She said. "They need to be cleaned."

I obliged, took off my shirt, and handed it to her. She still stood there.

"Your pants." She said.

I was a little hesitant, but I did as she said and handed her my pants. I went back to what I was doing, expecting her to be done.

"Your underwear." She said, catching me off guard.

"Oh... um... I don't want to walk around completely naked, so I'm gonna keep these on." I said.

"As you wish." She said as she walked away.

Silence fell as she left the room. Once I turned the T.V. on, I heard a string of cuss words. I ran into the laundry room and saw (y/n) on the floor. There was water splashed on the glowing white 'G' on her shirt.

"(Y/n), what's wrong?" I asked as I dropped to her side.

"Malfunction." She said. "Water got into my hard drive."

I noticed that the 'G' on her shirt flickering, like a light about to go out. 

"What can I do to help you?" I asked.

"Water must... be... re... moved," with that said, the 'G' went out completely and (y/n) passed out.

I have to take the shirt off of her and dry the water. This is going to be awkward.

(Y/n)'s POV

"System dried. Google now online." I say as I flashed my eyes opened.

I looked at my surroundings. I was on something soft. I looked down and saw what humans call a bed. It was actually quite comfortable. While looking down, I noticed that my shirt didn't have a 'G' on it. Instead, it had a pixelated 'M' with a pink mustache going through it.

"Mark?" I called out.

"In the living room." He shouted.

I walked into the living room and saw that he put on a shirt and pants. He looked up at me.

"Something you need?" He asked.

"Explain." I said as I pointed to the shirt.

"Oh, when you were doing my laundry, water got into your circuits and you powered down. When you powered down, I took off your shirt and set it out to dry." He said and pointed to my shirt that was hanging in the sunlight.

"Thank you." I said and pulled him into an awkward hug.

He hugged me back. I copied what he was doing to make the hug less awkward. He pulled away from me and smiled. Then, he leaned in and put his lips on mine. Once I learned the movements, I returned the favor. He needed air so he pulled away.

"What was that?" I asked.

"It was a kiss." Mark answered.

"Shall I store "how to kiss" on my hard drive?" I asked.

"Yes. Store it under love." He said with a smile.

"Storing "how to kiss" under "love". Storing complete. Would you like to see if it worked?" I asked and showed a holographic 'yes' and 'no'.

"Yes." He said as he pressed the yes button.

He leaned in and started kissing me. I immediately returned the favor. It felt like years passed before we pulled away. Mark smiled at me and walked away. I finally had an understanding of the emotion called 'love'.