Doug The Vampire Hunter

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in which Benny, Ethan, and Mckenzie are in a love triangle

"This is the unholiest abandoned veterinary hospital I've ever seen

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"This is the unholiest abandoned veterinary hospital I've ever seen. I'd put the chances of seeing Canus Spectralis-ghost dog at a total max. Somebody's here. I smelt it, but the spirit world delt it." The guy on the TV said. "Scarefinder rule number 8: Don't be afraid of scares."

"I don't understand how you guys can like this show." Mckenzie said. "He's obviously a fraud."

The four boys on the couch next to her gasped and her brother pushed her off the couch. "How dare you insult Doug Falconhawk."

"Doug's like a machine, designed to delete fear from itself." Benny said.

"Don't tell me you like this show too?" Mckenzie groaned. "You were the only one I had hope for."

"No hope for your own brother?" Cole asked. "That's it!" He got up of the couch and stood in front of Mckenzie. "Fight me."

Mckenzie scoffed. "I'd beat you in a fight everytime. I have something you don't."

"And what's that?" Cole asked.

Mckenzie stuck her pointer finger up and moved it in a circle, causing her brother to flip over and land right on his back. "That."

"I guess they got past the I've missed you so much stage and got to the Brother-Sister Bickering stage." Ethan said.

"I'm going home." Mckenzie said.

"Already?" Benny asked pouting.

"Yeah, I'm trying to learn how to pick myself up with my powers." Mckenzie said. "So far, all I've gotten is a headache."

"Good luck." Benny said.

"Thanks."

"Hey everyone! We're live at the winner of the Day with Doug contest! This superfan gets to hang with me, and find a scare in their own town!" The TV said.

"Lame!" Mckenzie sing-songed, opening the door, to reveal a camera crew and Doug Falconhawk. "You've got to be kidding me." She said, before slamming the door in his face.

Ethan jumped up. "Let the man in!"

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"I can't believe you made me stay." Mckenzie grumbled at her brother.

"Because if you're here, I know it's not a dream." Cole said. Mckenzie glared at him, saw Doug wasn't looking, and used her telekinesis to slam her brother against Ethan's bedroom wall.

"I don't believe what I'm seeing!" Doug said. "There's an action figure of me?"

"No, I made that out of other figures." Ethan explained. "You have Wolverine's groin, but no one has awesome hair like you do, so I had to sculpt that myself."

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