JERK MEETS BRAT

He’s a Jerk…

Not just a Jerk, but a total annoying Jerk.

I totally hate him.

His hot voice, sexy body, shiny hair, irresistible face, sweet smell, killer smile…

Oh fuck! Here I am again… Praising him like a king.

What the? No. I should stop this.

I will never ever going to say things like that again.

Like, I swear! Promise.

Okay, maybe I can’t promise.

How could I if any angle of his is really sexy slash HOT. Freaking Burning HOT.

Okay, maybe I should stop praising him and focus on him right now who is actually raising his middle finger right in front of my beautiful face.

“Fuck you too, baboo!” I shouted and face my back on him.

I can’t believe that I’m stuck in this pretty house with that Jerk.

Bohoo. Fuck this life!

Oh, before I forgot… let me introduce myself first.

My name is Bratzie Mae Skirts, 22 years old, fresh graduate of Asian International University.

Uhuh, we are rich. Like, my God! Where are all of these money coming from? In my parents pocket, of course!

You can’t blame us for being rich. I mean, we are not like Napoles or something… We are here in this state because my parents worked hard for it.  So I think it is just fair for us to have a very nice home and extravagant cars. I mean, come on! We deserve it. I mean, my parents deserve it and since I am their only child, I also deserve a share in their blessings.

As I walk out in our mansion, can’t help but feel a relief. At last, I won’t be seeing that abnoy jerk.

Oh, did I just say Abnoy? Yeah, I did.

I know how to speak Tagalog, of course! I am a Filipino slash American. So I am a half foreigner.

Kaya wag na kayong magtaka if I am this stunning. I’m tall, sexy and good looking! I have this long and shiny black hair na pwede nang ipang commercial ng shampoo. I have the height and body na pwede mong isabak sa pageant and lastly, I have the brains. Like, what the hell? I can get the highest score in our class without even exerting too much effort.

Girls love to hate me because of those, but sorry girls…

What can I do? It’s in my genes.

Everything was going fine and according to my plan before I met this jerk. I graduated as a cum laude and worked right away in our company. I have my lovable boyfriend with me all the time and we go on dates like every day. We were too in love to be apart.

My life was perfectly flowing until one day…

I met Jerk

UGH! Fuck that day, swear!