Lurk

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I was sitting down on the coach, a pen in my hand, writing a list of the crazy stuff I did this past month.

1. I saw a demon.

2. I made out with a demon.

3. I saw archangels.

4. I got threatened and nearly killed by an archangel.

5. I made some devilish sacrifice with blood and symbols and all.

6. I made a demon become human and became his soulmate.

7. I was gonna get thrown in rehab because mum thought I'm trying to kill herself, again.

8. My knight in shinning armor came for me and we ran away together. (Lucius filled him in with the information)

9. I blacked out two guys.

10. I stole a car.

11. I stole money.

12. I dyed my hair.

13. I got a tattoo in the place of the symbol scar, so now me and Xavier are matching.

14. I made a fake identity.

15. I travelled aboard with my soulmate and the love of my life using the fake identities and didn't get caught.

16. I'm now happily living with Xavier- or should I say Derek?- in a small house in an infamous town on the boards of Canada.

I looked at the paper happily, twirling my now black hair. I'm proud of my accomplishments so far. My life was boring anyway, why not light it up?

I sighed satisfyingly and left the paper along with the pen on the table. I grabbed my hot chocolate cup.

Great, my hot chocolate is no longer hot. Guess I'm making a new one.

I got up and went to the kitchen, putting the no longer hot one on the counter and started making a new one.

Xavier offered to go grocery shopping instead of me and hasn't returned yet.

I was done when I heard the front door open and Xavier's voice ringing inside the house. "I'm back!"

I replied back. "In the kitchen."

I heard him enter the kitchen before I felt him hugging me from behind. He buried his head in the crook of my neck and nuzzled his nose into my neck. "I missed you"

"You've been gone for two hours only." I tried to hold back my giggle, his hair was tickling me.

"Don't care." He put my hair to the other side of my neck and kissed the side of my neck from behind.

"Stoop, your lips are cold" I giggled, tilting my head so he doesn't get access to my neck.

"Warm them up for me?" He raised his eyebrows and smirked.

I rolled my eyes, smiling evilly because I know exactly what to do. I grabbed the no longer hot chocolate cup and tosses it at his face.

"Warm now?" My smile widened at his shocked expression.

"Not exactly what I had in mind." He looked at his now soaked with brown liquid shirt then back at me again.

"I can insure you look very handsome like that" I winked, then pecked his lips quickly and got out, leaving his strande alone in the kitchen.

I sat at the couch again, putting my legs on the table beside the paper. The paper. I quickly grabbed the paper and tossed it under the coach. It's not really something I want him to see.

He got out of the kitchen as well, groaning quietly, "Kitten, why are you being such a tease?"

"Nope, I'm still mad at you for eating all the cookies." Call me childish, I don't care. You don't know how many times l had to bake those cookies to get them right.

"It's definitely not my fault humans eat nor it's my fault they were so good."

"You're still getting nothing from me. Go get a cold shower." I ignored him, still not looking behind me.

He grumbled, "Yeah, whatever. Was going to anyway."

I heard nothing after that, so I assume he went to take a shower. I reached out my hands beside me to get the remote control, but I felt something grabbing me from under my knees.

I gasped when he lifted me up smoothly and put me on his shoulder, my face buried in his back. Thankfully not his asś.

"XAVIER, PUT ME DOWN, RIGHT NOW." I lifted my head up and screamed.

"Look down and think again." I looked down and realized he was ascending the stairs. I don't want to break my neck.

I waited till we reached the top floor, "Now?"

"Nope." He continued walking, taking a turn and entering our bedroom.

"NO! I JUST CLEANED THIS ROOM! WE'LL-" I didn't get to finish my warning cause we did slip. I breathed out an uncomfortable sound, my back hitting the hard floor, Xavier on top of me.

"Slip." I breathed out, can't breath from the weight on top of me.

He put his hands on both sides of my head and lifted his weight from me slightly. He grinned at me boyishly "I like this position, thanks for cleaning."

"I don't! I think I broke my backbone." My back is soaked with water and my chest is soaked from Xavier's shirt. I need to shower as well "Now I'm all wet, all blame on you."

"Glad to know." He winked at me, causing me to slap him on the chest.

I looked up at him, he was already staring at me. He tucked a piece of my hair behind my ears and leaned in so I closed my eyes, waiting for his kiss. But all I felt was his weight getting off me.

I opened my eyes to find a hand in front of my face. I grabbed his outstretched hand and he pulled me up to my feet.

"I'm showering first." He smirked and left the room, walking carefully till he's out. For the second time, he left me there stranded, humiliated and blushing.

He's so dead tonight.