✓ KISMET ➳ SEBASTIAN STAN

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DEDICATION: THE-DrunKGiraffE for always being a supportive reader :)

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g r o u p c h a t

IRON TURD
Guys
Entertain me
I'm bored

Ice Cap Evans
I could recite a poem for you if you would like?

Queen Scarletti
No
Please don't

Lizzibeth
We heard one yesterday

IRON TURD
Don't listen to them
I want to hear your poem.

Mackinator
ROBERT NO
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE

Ice Cap Evans
Thank you Robert.
I'll tell you the poem about Bucky.

Iron Turd
Who the hell is Bucky?

Mackinator
Damn
That's cold

Queen Scarletti
Bucky?
We haven't heard this one before

Lizzibeth
Smh
Chris I swear to God if it's from one of your kinky fanfictions I'll use my telekinesis to smash a table over your head.

Ice Cap Evans
Okay that's mean.
Don't worry it's only a short one.

Winter Sea Bass
Omg
You guys have a group chat?
This is fucking hilarious

IRON TURD
Wtf Seb you're the one that made this?
You freak

Mackinator
Robert stfu
I've told you this.
Seb switched phones with some random chick

Lizzibeth
OMG
is this the girl Seb's been texting?

Queen Scarletti
I guess so

Winter Sea Bass
*spiderman voice* Hey everyone
I'm Jennifer

Mackinator
AYY
VOMIT COMET HAS JOINED THE PARTY!!!

[Mackinator changed Winter Sea Bass' name to Vomit Comet]

Vomit Comet
-____-
please no

Queen Scarletti
Vomit Comet?

Mackinator
Yeah
She's the one that threw up all over Seb's signing table 😂

Vomit Comet
I hate you

Queen Scarletti
Oh aha nice to meet you

Lizzibeth
Leave her alone, Anthony.

[Lizzibeth changed Vomit Comet's name to Jennifer]

IRON TURD
I still don't get what's going on
Are you all pranking me?
You know you've got to respect your elders?

Queen Scarletti
Its not a prank
I'll explain to you later

Ice Cap Evans
Hey Jennifer?