✓ KISMET ➳ SEBASTIAN STAN

1.3 g|c

g r o u p c h a t

Sarah
Bae are you okay
Are you dying
Are you eating enough
Is the food okay?

Mackinator
Babe I'm fine
Why?

Sarah
Fckn hell not you
JEN, SHOW YOURSELF

Ice Cap Evans
Do you not care about how Seb is too?

Sarah
Nah

Jen
I'm fine
The food is actually really nice
It's Chinese takeaway ON A PLANE
AMAZING, RIGHT?!?

Iron Turd
Oml I need to buy this plane

Lizzibeth
Splash that cash, gramps

Queen Scarletti
Where's Seb?

Spider Pubes
On the plane, duh

Queen Scarletti
Stfu Tom
I mean why isn't he on the gc

Jen
Oh he's in the toilet
He's been gone for a while actually

Mackinator
Must be a big shit

Sarah
EEWWW

Spider Pubes
Lmaaoo

Ice Cap Evans
How long has he been in there?

Jen
About 15 minutes

Lizzibeth
jESUsSs MACKIE'S RIGHT

Mackinator
;)

Jen
OML I THINK HES COMING OUT HANG ON

Seb the Pleb
Sup

Iron Turd
How was your shit?

Mackinator
rOBERT IM CRYIN

Lizzibeth
Why did you take so long?
Did you examine it or something

Seb the Pleb
I did. It was at least 5 inches long
I'm finding it hard to walk rn

Jen
wHAT THE FUCK SEB OMG

Sarah
SHITZILLLLAAA

Queen Scarletti
...I didn't need to know that 

Ice Cap Evans
Did you just whip out a ruler and measure it?

Lizzibeth
Chris ew that's gross

Seb the Pleb
It's just awkward when the plane toilets don't flush properly
I had to run away

Spider Pubes
IM CRYING THIS IS HILARIOUS

[Sarah changed Seb the Pleb's name to Seb the 5 inch Shitter]

Mackinator
oHMYGOSH

Jen
pFAHAHAHAHA

Ice Cap Evans
THIS IS PERFECT

Seb the 5 inch Shitter
Great.

Jen
Aw cmon you were in there for 15 mins

Seb the 5 inch Shitter
The air hostess gave me a weird look when I ran away from the toilet

Queen Scarletti
You guys make me laugh

Spider Pubes
I bet the air hostess knows about the mess you made, Stan

Jen
We have another 3 hours left on the plane

Sarah
Gonna be an awkward 3 hours for seb😂

Seb the 5 inch Shitter
Shush
I'll just sleep

Jen
*on Jennifer

Iron Turd
AwwwWwwwW

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I was actually laughing as I was writing this omg