s e b a s t i a n
Jen
Do you know what that was about?
Plum Nazi
No idea
They're all a bunch of freaks
Jen
Haha that's nice
Plum Nazi
I know ;)
Jen
It was quite strange, though
Plum Nazi
..yeah
Sorry.
Jen
I bet they planned it.
Plum Nazi
Well, I am awesome
Jen
I know you are :)
Quick question
Plum Nazi
Shoot
Jen
Can you wrestle a bear with your bare hands???
Plum Nazi
...I don't think so.
Bucky probably could though
Jen
That makes no sense
You are Bucky, just minus the mental issues and the metal arm
Plum Nazi
And minus the long hair
Jen
YOU CUT IT?!?
Plum Nazi
I'm going to.
Once we've finished filming
Jen
Omg whhhyyyy
Plum Nazi
It's a nuisance
I prefer it short
Jen
Same tbh
But it's so luscious
Plum Nazi
You like it shorter?
Jen
Yeah, I definitely prefer the short cut on you
Plum Nazi
You stalk me too much
Jen
No I don't
Plum Nazi
Oh really? I bet you know my birthday?
Jen
Oh come on! That's common knowledge! Every StanGirl knows that
Plum Nazi
That's scary
Jen
Rawr
Plum Nazi
No niff, that's naughty
Jen
Oh no
Please
Not niff
Plum Nazi
Oh yes
Niff forever
Jen
No please I hate it
Plum Nazi
Why so hateful, Niff?
Jen
Seb
Plum Nazi
That's my name, Niff
Jen
Sebastian seriously
Plum Nazi
Okay
Sorry
Enough niffs
Jen
Thank you
Plum Nazi
Can I ask you a serious question?
Jen
Yeah sure
Plum Nazi
I know there's been a lot of stuff happening recently
Jen
But?
Plum Nazi
I was just wondering
Jen
Hmm?
Plum Nazi
Would you want to have dinner with me when I get back into New York?
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Plum Nazi
I was wondering if you'd want to FaceTime
Jen
is that it?
Plum Nazi
No
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Plum Nazi
Yeah
Jen
..sure, when?
Plum Nazi
Ten minutes?
Is that okay?
Jen
See you then, Stan :)
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Fanfiction❝I OFTEN THINK OF WHAT I DID WRONG❞ in which the fangirl pukes on the filmstar.
