✓ KISMET ➳ SEBASTIAN STAN

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s e c r e t g r o u p c h a t

Seb the Pleb
we have a major problem
The fucking press

Lizzibeth
You and Leighton

Ice Cap Evans
Fucking hell this is bad

Iron Turd
This is utter bullshit
You've been with us!

Queen Scarletti
Seb go to her now

Seb the Pleb
I'm on my way now

Sarah
Yes oh my gosh I saw.
Jen must be distraught.
I can't get through to her, and she's not answering her door or my calls.

Mackinator
Poor Jen
She doesn't deserve this

Seb the Pleb
Why is she distraught? She seemed more angry at me than sad

Sarah
Of course she is upset.
She really likes you, you dumbass

Seb the Pleb
Oh
I've got to go

Hollandaise
Change of plan, the serenade will now be tonight.
Else Seb might loose a limb

Iron Turd
Go serenade my daughter.
But just no make-up sex

Seb the Pleb
Damnit

Ice Cap Evans
Go get her, Stan.

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yes go save her